593 [+1/1-] 2008-07-26 10:18:06 postat de xxx
(11:06:18)  • A iesit: Halk- (~Halk@Halk.users.undernet.org) : pwp la Igorash :X:X
(11:06:18)  • A intrat: Halk- (~Halk@Halk.users.undernet.org)
(11:06:23) [®] (+MapuXyaH4uk) lol
(11:06:26) [®] (Halk-) :))
(11:08:32)  • A intrat: colbitu (~cristi@79.113.14.55)
(11:08:50)  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 76
(11:09:02)  [•Ame•] Halk- beck
(11:09:03)  • Mesaj: Pentru ( x ) : voice #chisinau Halk-
(11:09:03)  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+v) pentru Halk-
(11:09:10) [®] (@Igorash) Halk- frumoasa mea :X
(11:09:16) [®] (@Igorash) ce faci scumpy?
(11:09:16) [®] (@Igorash) :X
(11:09:24) [®] (+Halk-) hi hi hi
(11:09:27) [®] (+Halk-) Iubito te-ai trezit ? :-\"
(11:09:28) [®] (+Halk-) :X
(11:09:30) [®] (@Igorash) un pupic imi dai? :X
(11:09:31) [®] (+Halk-) Numai bine baby :*
(11:09:33) [®] (@Igorash) demult
(11:09:33) [®] (+Halk-) =))
(11:09:34) [®] (@Igorash) :X
(11:09:36) [®] (+Halk-) Depinde unde
(11:09:37) [®] (+Halk-) :-\"
(11:09:43)  • A intrat: stelian007 (casanova@77.209.174.146)
(11:09:43) [®] (+Halk-) =))
(11:09:43) [®] (@Igorash) mai jos de buric :X
(11:09:47) [®] (+Halk-) [-x
93 [+1/1-] 2007-07-13 20:27:02 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
}21:21{ <Teodic> !v solo35`
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}21:21{ <Teodic> loool
327 [+1/1-] 2007-08-30 13:38:36 postat de SashkA ;)
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577 [+1/1-] 2008-07-15 18:14:06 postat de iw
[18:21:31] * +nastiuhha ma doare buza si capu si und dinte si chisoru si olek de minte
514 [+2/1-] 2008-04-22 08:11:24 postat de Oleg
[09:04] 02(01Greg--02) salut
[09:04] 02(Zeobra02) dea?
[09:04] 02(01Greg--02) cum merge?
[09:06] 02(Zeobra02) injetisjor
[09:06] 02(01Greg--02) ok
[09:07] 02(01Greg--02) de unde tst?
[09:07] 02(Zeobra02) :))))
[09:07] 02(Zeobra02) din africa
[09:07] 02(01Greg--02) ok
[09:07] 02(01Greg--02) :)))))))
[09:07] 02(01Greg--02) si cum in africa?
[09:07] 02(Zeobra02) cald, bine si frumos
[09:07] 02(01Greg--02) cruta
[09:08] 02(01Greg--02) si ce vint tea dus tocmai in africa?
[09:08] 02(Zeobra02) :)))))
[09:08] 02(Zeobra02) iarba verde
[09:08] 02(Zeobra02) :D
815 [+1/1-] 2009-04-03 01:26:23 postat de SILVER
[02:22] <@Leonn`> chii asta dragoste :))))))))))
[02:22] <@Leonn`> ?
[02:22] <UguGirl> pfff
[02:22] <UguGirl> footai pe batz
[02:22] <UguGirl> =)))))))
[02:22] *** Parts: UguGirl (~hypnozz@anghelo4ka.users.undernet.org)
512 [+2/1-] 2008-04-19 01:21:22 postat de Optic
(02:20:17) <kalean> ulma de ce nu pot sa intru pe chisinau ?
787 [+1/1-] 2009-01-16 14:10:13 postat de bandit ®
[14:43:03] <@dEniM> care imi dai un bnc ?*amsg*
[14:43:12] <@bagabond`> bagabond` is actually ~aol@AC9EFA94.ipt.aol.com [172.158.250.148]
[14:43:14] <@bagabond`> am shell
[14:43:15] <@bagabond`> de pe aol
[14:43:17] <@bagabond`> vrei adduser ?
[14:47:18] <@dEniM> ma va merge messu ?
[14:47:43] <@bagabond`> da
[14:47:46] <@bagabond`> f bine
[14:47:56] <@dEniM> mie
[14:47:58] <@dEniM> nu merge ma
[14:47:58] <@dEniM> x(
[14:48:03] <@dEniM> nu mi se conecteaza
90 [+1/1-] 2007-07-12 17:33:20 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
- Nu stiti, ce-i cu strasnicia aceasta?
- E sotia mea.
- Vai, imi cer scuze, am facut o prostie!
- Nu, eu am facut o prostie.
144 [+1/1-] 2007-07-24 20:50:26 postat de dulceatza
Clientul unui bar gusta din berea ce i-a fost adusa si il cheama pe chelner:
- Ce mi-ai adus, bere sau gunoi?
- Dar ce, singuri nu puteti determina?
- Nu.
- Atunci ce importanta mai are?
990 [+1/1-] 2010-02-26 21:27:13 postat de Hrystyna
[21:18] * Gladiator ce a fost ma ? take global ? :))))))))))))))))))))))
[21:20] <`romEo> Gladiator unde?
[21:21] <`romEo> aici pe mold.sau unde :)))
[21:21] * X sets mode: +l 92
[21:21] <Gladiator> peste tot
[21:21] <`romEo> =))))))))
[21:21] <Gladiator> sio eu la mincare ca vad rau
[21:21] <Gladiator> :))
[21:21] <`romEo> tu esti bat bej :)))
21:22] <Gladiator> `romEo se raceste
[21:22] <Gladiator> hrr
[21:22] <`romEo> Gladiator sasti fuflu in mincare sa se raceasca mai repede :D
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[21:23] <Gladiator> `romEo stai sa incalzeasca mai intii
[21:23] <Gladiator> :))))

2 небунь...:)
222 [+1/1-] 2007-08-06 16:24:50 postat de dulceatsa
In autobuz, 2 prietene stau de vorba:
- Ce ai, draga, ca nu arati prea bine?
- Pai, aseara am facut 38 cu 1.
- Curios, eu am facut 69 cu 2 si ma simt minunat…
323 [+3/12-] 2007-08-27 00:10:49 postat de Testings
Тока что на работе :
Новеникий Офицыант подходит к клиенту и принимает заказ потом подоидя ко мне спрашывает :
Он : У Нас Есть ВоткаНеРжы ???
Я : Чють под Бар не Провалился :)
(Клиент Вобшето заказал ВоткуШарк)
Интересно Какого Вкуса ВоткаНеРжы :)
152 [+1/4-] 2007-07-24 20:59:13 postat de dulceatsaa
O tipa se plange prietenei:
- Stii, barbatu-meu cand vine acasa, nici nu apuca bine sa intre pe usa ca ma si intreaba: "Buna, ce avem azi de mancare?"
- Al meu nu... Ma dragalaseste, ma rasfata, ma iubeste, dupa aia eu ii ofer o cina romantica.
- Cum de reusesti?
- Trebuie sa-ti cumperi o masca de la sex-shop, o lengerie intima mai provocatoare si... restul vine de la sine.
Dupa cateva zile prietenele se intalnesc si discuta problema.
- Ei, cum a fost?
- Cum sa fie, am procedat asa cum m-ai invatat...
- Si?
- Pai a venit acasa si cand i-am deschis usa: "Salut Zorro, ce avem azi de mancare?"
761 [+1/1-] 2008-12-09 23:02:17 postat de NiceNickName
(23:58) <Maxim`> Sneguro4ka` shhh tot asa zvukuri noaptea la ureke ini fashi
(23:58) <+Sneguro4ka`> datsinipashiknianiighini:)))
(23:58) <Maxim`> tzantzareatko))
(23:59) <malii`> Sneguro4ka` tare tii ghine?
(23:59) <Maxim`> Sneguro4ka` esti dupa seks?:))
(23:59) <+Sneguro4ka`> Maxim` :))) raslabsea:))
(23:59) <Maxim`> Sneguro4ka`, uje vse.. davai pristupai
(23:59) <Maxim`> )))))))))))
(23:59) <+Sneguro4ka`> Maxim` dupa shi ni vajna:)))
(23:59) <Maxim`> ))))))))))))
(23:59) <+Sneguro4ka`> malii` ugu:))
(23:59) <Maxim`> ihuhhu
(23:59) <Maxim`> :D
(23:59) <malii`> opaaaaa:DS)
(00:00) <+Sneguro4ka`> eiii gata... :)) nishnushshisafac
(00:00) <+Sneguro4ka`> :))
(00:00) * malii` 22:00
(00:00) <+Sneguro4ka`> fiecare cu problema lui:))
(00:00) <malii`> Sneguro4ka` ei si sa fasi
(00:00) <malii`> ne rupe crisa cite oleac
(00:01) <+Sneguro4ka`> da eu vad:))
369 [+1/1-] 2007-09-17 22:08:41 postat de Buric
[17/09/22:06] <@Becushor> pupma od ata
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> odata
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> sh o sa fie batz
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +)
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> :))
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> batz :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> precis
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +)))
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> da si asa nui batz??
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> ne .. ii moale
[17/09/22:07] <@Sya-> de la o singura vorba treb sa fie batz :)
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> +))))))))))))))))
[17/09/22:07] <@Becushor> da
321 [+3/2-] 2007-08-25 02:28:19 postat de Testings
~03:25:01>> <Zaikaaaa> nica AKUM IMI VPSESK UNSGIILE SHI MANERVEDZ %)
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329 [+1/1-] 2007-08-31 22:51:51 postat de The`Fear
<iubitel17> ??????????????
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<iubitel17> si bai ma poti arunca
<The`Fear> =))
<iubitel17> sine te crezi?
<KpecTHbIu`> =))))))))
<The`Fear> iubitel17 :) vad ca nu esti cunoscut cu Mircu
<iubitel17> a?
<The`Fear> Ulma e un bot :)
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<KpecTHbIu`> nu nu
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<The`Fear> are grija de canal, incearca sa spui o prostie
<KpecTHbIu`> si cu voi Ulma eu o padruga
<The`Fear> sa vezi cum stai afara =)
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<The`Fear> KpecTHbIu =))))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17 hai vrei sa faci cunostinta cu Ulma?
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre da tu?
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<iubitel17> da pentru si mo aruncat,ca nui plase numele?
<^DuLceaTsIKa> :P
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<KpecTHbIu`> ea vre sa vb cu tine
<KpecTHbIu`> %))
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<The`Fear> =)))
<KpecTHbIu`> iubitel17
<iubitel17> a?
<KpecTHbIu`> vre sa te bata
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<iubitel17> da di si
<iubitel17> ?
<The`Fear> :)))
<KpecTHbIu`> ca vb nasharu
<KpecTHbIu`> %)
<The`Fear> ca meriti =)
<iubitel17> eu?????????/
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<KpecTHbIu`> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
<The`Fear> =)))
135 [+1/1-] 2007-07-20 14:33:31 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Citat: "In jur sunt numai animale." (Noe)
783 [+1/1-] 2009-01-12 01:15:46 postat de leonn
[02:09] <@kisa_kiss> ^MAFIA^ ma duk pe mess
[02:09] <@kisa_kiss> :P
[02:10] <@^MAFIA^> akolo e mai interesant da
[02:10] <@^MAFIA^> :)))
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> da
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> :D
[02:11] <@^MAFIA^> ei dac spui tu
[02:11] <@^MAFIA^> :)
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> :)
[02:11] <@kisa_kiss> cstati ai mess?
516 [+1/1-] 2008-04-25 13:52:13 postat de xxx
(14:50:39) <@Igareok> amush vin, ma duc s ma mulg ;>
980 [+1/1-] 2010-02-06 21:18:39 postat de Kox
<COCKSUCKER> la mine peste drum ii discoteca si ma duc amuj si chem niste copkilashi shi ii imbat si ii pun sa danseze striptiz

858 [+1/1-] 2009-06-02 23:46:59 postat de Arriana
Arriana> ma ofilesc de atita scris
<ionutuk> laasa
<ionutuk> nu te mai ofili
<Arriana> gata mii lenee
<Arriana> mor..
<ionutuk> nu muri acma
<ionutuk> mai stai
<Arriana> acum e ora
<ionutuk> nuu e
ionutuk> mai e
<Arriana> taci
<ionutuk> ok
<ionutuk> am tacut
:)))))
816 [+3/3-] 2009-04-03 09:56:11 postat de MD`
Doi in palata:
-Tu de ce stai aici?
-Meau taiat apenticita de o saptamina si nu pot merge :/
-Mda... eu tot cind m-am nascut meau taiat apenticita si nu am putut merge vre-o 8 luni...
193 [+1/1-] 2007-07-31 15:36:46 postat de dulceatza
Se intalnesc doi mosnegi. Unul spune:
- Mai tii minte pastilele, care le-am primit in timpul primului razboi mondial, ca sa nu ne aruncam asupra femeilor?
- Ei?
- Pai iata! Au inceput sa aiba efect!
157 [+1/1-] 2007-07-26 16:30:41 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Cele 7 minuni ale comunismului
1.Toata lumea avea de lucru.
2.Desi toata lumea avea de lucru, nimeni nu muncea.
3.Desi nimeni nu muncea, planul se facea peste 100%.
4.Desi planul se facea peste 100%, nu puteai cumpara nimic.
5.Desi nu gaseai nimic de cumparat, toata lumea avea de toate.
6.Desi toata lumea avea de toate, toti furau.
7.Desi toti furau, niciodata nu lipsea nimic.
876 [+13/12-] 2009-07-25 15:50:10 postat de w32
[14:48:49] <stone_x> daca scriu p**a iau ban?
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[14:48:59] * +aslplswai =))))
[14:48:59] <w32> lol
65 [+1/1-] 2007-07-09 16:34:14 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
- Mă scuzaţi, mi-aţi ocupat locul.
- Locul? Si puteţi demonstra?
- Pot. Am lăsat acolo o îngheţată.
349 [+1/1-] 2007-09-13 19:53:47 postat de :))
*********** nu va ganditi la prostii ***********
[20:51] <Buric-> Urs thx florishiko
[20:51] <Buric-> :)
[20:51] * X sets mode: +l 181
[20:51] <Buric-> }{
[20:51] <@Urs> e la a doua abatere deja.
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[20:51] <Buric-> esti o dulceatza :D
[20:51] <@Urs> nici o problema scumpete mica }{
606 [+1/1-] 2008-07-28 14:28:59 postat de iw
[15:27:49] * Bia` am piele fina ...ca de bebelus ca am baut cocolino=))
988 [+1/1-] 2010-02-22 19:47:57 postat de AliasX
(20:42:26) <@Ruben`> ba care i on?
(20:43:23) <@Pitbull`> nush
(20:43:36) <@Ruben`> da mi un scanner bun, k maine bag linuxu
(20:44:42) <@UmbraTa> wget http://ScaNer.Bun-pt.Ruben.org/armany/scanerbundelaARMANY.tgz
(20:44:57) <@Ruben`> mersi mult
(20:45:02) <@UmbraTa> cp
(20:45:13) <@MaLaSorTe> =)
136 [+1/1-] 2007-07-20 14:36:30 postat de dulceatza
O tipa frumoasa sta la portile unei unitati militare cu lacrimi in ochi.
- Ce, ti-au luat mirele in armata? - intreaba un tip.
- Da... Si inca pe toti cinci odata...
779 [+1/1-] 2009-01-07 22:07:00 postat de nuzik
ОН: Ура! Наконец-то!! Я уже дождаться не мог!!!
ОНА: Может мне уйти?
ОН: Нет, даже не думай об этом!
ОНА: Ты меня любишь?
ОН: Конечно!
ОНА: Ты мне когда-нибудь изменял?
ОН: Нет, как тебе такое в голову пришло?
ОНА: Будешь меня целовать?
ОН: Буду!
ОНА: Будешь меня бить?
ОН: Ни в коем случае!
ОНА: Могу тебе верить?
После свадьбы - читать снизу вверх.
959 [+1/1-] 2009-12-26 11:06:47 postat de bandit ®
SkyR@y: ...а когда шеф Николаич еще был, вот старая школа-то была, молодец был старик, шайтан-компы правда не любил, не понимал в них ниче. Ну и объяснял айтигам задачу - вот тут вот дрррыынь - убрал, вооот тут вот - тык, тык, и вот тут вот - тык - дату добавил, вот тут - хххуяк - нахрен это не надо, ну и дальше так же - мне что ли вас учить.
При этом детально рисовал монитор с нужным изображением на листе А4. )
293 [+1/1-] 2007-08-20 17:56:34 postat de dulceatza
Intr-o seara, STEFAN CEL MARE dansa in discoteca.distractia era in toi cand deodata intra in fuga capitanul ostii romane si se duce direct la STEFAN zicand:
-Maria ta vin turcii !
-Cati sunt?
-Cata frunza si iarba.
-Frate. oare unde mai incap si astia...??
802 [+1/1-] 2009-02-04 10:53:02 postat de Das))
[11:51:29] (HuZuReL|Idle): _Prof_ pai tie iti plac fete destepte sau nu?
[11:51:44] *** HuZuReL|Idle is now known as HuZuReL
[11:52:04] (+_Prof_): HuZuReL ..eu je is magar
[11:52:08] (+_Prof_): nie magaritze ni plak
[11:52:17] (HuZuReL): _Prof_ :)))))
[11:52:34] (+_Prof_): si prieteni de acelasi sort am :-\"

looooooooooool
632 [+1/1-] 2008-08-10 17:17:48 postat de xxxxxxxxxx
(18:07:25) [®] (liuda) si la mine prietenul cinta sa ne plimbam
(18:07:28) [®] (Igorash`) sex in 3
(18:07:30) [®] (Igorash`) :)
(18:07:33) [®] (liuda) nu vreti cu noi?
(18:07:40) [®] (Igorash`) sex in 4?
(18:07:42) [®] (Igorash`) :))))
(18:07:57) [®] (liuda) ai sa dovedesti?
(18:08:03) [®] (Igorash`) dap
(18:08:05) [®] (Igorash`) :)
(18:08:07) [®] (Igorash`) cati ani ai?
(18:08:16) [®] (liuda) bravo dar nu cred
(18:08:18) [®] (liuda) 18
(18:08:52) [®] (Igorash`) esti virgina?
(18:09:04) [®] (liuda) in urechi
(18:09:32) [®] (Igorash`) :))
(18:09:48) [®] (liuda) da ai citit corect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(18:10:05) [®] (Igorash`) daca trebuie, te dizvirginam si acolo
(18:10:06) [®] (Igorash`) :))
(18:10:52) [®] (liuda) mrs de oferta mai vedem daca ne folosim de ea
554 [+5/4-] 2008-06-15 13:56:36 postat de sweeper
xxxxxx: ding!
Petrovici: dong!
xxxxxx: ping!
Petrovici: pong!
xxxxxx: sing
Petrovici: a song
xxxxxx: opa
xxxxxx: ple, mai n`am zis ling
Petrovici: it's long?
1023 [+1/2-] 2010-05-12 02:42:11 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
[03:40:49] <Shiuperkar> eu oliaka is cam prost da padrugmia so uitat la frumusetea mea
[03:41:29] <Shiuperkar> e o zis ca hitri nui trebu
863 [+1/1-] 2009-06-20 08:03:29 postat de Leonn
ceva timp mai tarziua :
[09:01:55] <+Leonn-> Das` fa o privire la topik pe moldova =))
[09:02:10] <Das`> Leonn- vad , apshi? :)
[09:02:15] <Das`> singur am scris topicul..
[09:02:16] <Das`> sho nutz place?
[09:02:17] <Das`> :)
[09:02:25] <+Leonn-> Topic is \'Felifitari
[09:02:26] <Francesc> .h
[09:02:32] <+Leonn-> =))
424 [+1/1-] 2007-11-14 19:26:00 postat de LoRDofWaR
<LoRDofWaR> vseotki ma priniti?:
<LoRDofWaR> :|
<nAgoHaK> nu)
<nAgoHaK> pshel nah
<nAgoHaK> =DDDDDDDDD
* nAgoHaK was kicked by X ((SirDaRk) ia mai dute si tu nax...eu mam zaibit ;)))
* nAgoHaK has joined #kanaplea
846 [+1037/1038-] 2009-05-15 16:08:07 postat de SILVER
Merge vorba despre Leonn` :)

[16:58:23] <+_zladeyka> =))) SILVERON nu-l lua..am auzit o fata ca se plinge de el
[16:58:25] <+_zladeyka> :))))))))))))))))))))))
[16:58:31] <+_zladeyka> nu prea i se scoala viermele
[16:58:33] <+_zladeyka> :))))))))))))
[16:59:23] <_zladeyka> pai dac s-a facut de ras cu una
[16:59:26] <_zladeyka> si sa ii faci
[16:59:27] <_zladeyka> :)))
[16:59:34] <_zladeyka> nu i se scula si gata
[16:59:36] <_zladeyka> :))))))))))))))))))))
[17:00:24] <_zladeyka> el de fapt poate cu toate asa patete..da prosta stii cum..nu auzi de toate
[17:00:25] <_zladeyka> :)))
[17:00:53] <_zladeyka> off..si sa mai zica el ceva de altii
[17:00:57] <_zladeyka> rusineeeeeee
[17:00:58] <_zladeyka> :D
[17:07:21] <_zladeyka> eii caroci dara sora lui piersicutza
[17:07:24] <_zladeyka> iaka cu sini
[17:07:25] <_zladeyka> :)))))
[17:07:33] <_zladeyka> blea da nah zici ca eu asta am zis?
[17:07:35] <_zladeyka> :)))))))))))))))))
368 [+71/72-] 2007-09-17 10:57:09 postat de om_nebun
17.09.2007 11:51:22, om_nebun
Ip: 192.168.0.2
Mask: 255.255.255.0
Gateway: 192.168.0.1

17.09.2007 11:52:08, verme
si gata?

17.09.2007 11:52:25, verme
da nu treba vrio proga seva.....?

17.09.2007 11:52:46, om_nebun
trebu

17.09.2007 11:52:57, verme
da cum se num?

17.09.2007 11:53:16, om_nebun
proga: mozg.exe v.1.0
si driver:
priamie_ruki.dll

17.09.2007 11:55:00, verme
da si de unde so iau?

1035 [+1/1-] 2010-07-09 11:20:36 postat de Pianistul
[12:16:34] <J_K_V_D> O sti pe violetica
[12:16:37] <Netherlands`> Pianistul da sheva mai vesel nai
[12:16:47] <Pianistul> aistai pian, care veselie
[12:17:05] <J_K_V_D> au eu am intrebat seva
[12:17:09] <Pianistul> aha
[12:17:11] <Pianistul> no stiu
[12:17:19] <Pianistul> dc intrebi?
[12:17:28] <J_K_V_D> da treb
[12:17:32] <J_K_V_D> inca cum treb
[12:17:46] <Pianistul> da si, o vrei J_K_V_D? )
[12:17:46] <galatzeanca1> neatza
[12:17:52] <Pianistul> buna galatzeanca1
[12:18:01] <J_K_V_D> so fut o data cu capu di parati
[12:18:01] * |T_90 sets mode: +b *!*jcvd@95.65.107.2
[12:18:02] * J_K_V_D was kicked by |T_90 (bad word detected (f*t*) ·10741·)
[12:18:07] <Pianistul> =))
[12:18:27] * X sets mode: +l 79
[12:18:28] <kirusha> :))
117 [+1/16-] 2007-07-18 17:58:44 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Un programer lucreaza acasa la calculator, in camera se facu curent de la fereastra deschisa. Ii suna mamei sale:
- Mama, aici sufla, ce sa fac?
- Inchide fereastra.
Peste jumatate de ora, iarasi suna:
- Mama, am inchis toate ferestrele, de doua ori am facut restart la calculator, dar totdeauna e curent.
1066 [+1/1-] 2011-01-17 22:19:57 postat de _Dias
[3:17:20 AM] My Angel :*: asha plakut :)
[3:17:42 AM] My Angel :*: love youu too dulceats :*
[3:17:46 AM] Devil never cries...: ÿ ñòàðàëñÿ )
[3:17:53 AM] Devil never cries...: :*
[3:17:55 AM] My Angel :*: ku malina
[3:17:57 AM] Devil never cries...: :D
[3:18:00 AM] Devil never cries...: cu banane
[3:18:02 AM] Devil never cries...: (rofl)
[3:18:07 AM] My Angel :*: ku ikre
[3:18:17 AM] Devil never cries...: cu ikre??
[3:18:19 AM] My Angel :*: sau peshte
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[3:18:39 AM] Devil never cries...: eu am auzit k este
[3:19:20 AM] My Angel :*: dulceata din oua prajite sh ku shetina ka la un moshneag ce are rodinka pe nas
[3:19:21 AM] My Angel :*: :D
[3:19:27 AM] My Angel :*: ku 5 nepoti
[3:19:37 AM] My Angel :*: astai BRED REALINII
[3:19:37 AM] Devil never cries...: sh 2 fire de par pe rodinka sheea
[3:19:45 AM] Devil never cries...: fuuuu
[3:19:46 AM] My Angel :*: sh kafenie
[3:19:47 AM] My Angel :*: sh mare
[3:19:52 AM] My Angel :*: pe jumate de nas
[3:19:56 AM] Devil never cries...: pufea
[3:20:06 AM] My Angel :*: sh unghii ku negru
[3:20:10 AM] My Angel :*: desubt
[3:20:16 AM] Devil never cries...: sh din urechi ceara
[3:20:17 AM] My Angel :*: sh asha rupte
[3:20:18 AM] Devil never cries...: multa multa
[3:20:20 AM] Devil never cries...: sh uskata
[3:20:20 AM] My Angel :*: sa se anine de haine
[3:20:36 AM] My Angel :*: oi blin
[3:20:42 AM] My Angel :*: numai amu aud kum horaie tata
[3:20:45 AM] Devil never cries...: sh un baksh de alkagolik sh pishet
[3:20:57 AM] Devil never cries...: sh de nespalat
[3:21:04 AM] Devil never cries...: sh s skarkina in kur
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[3:21:17 AM] My Angel :*: sh niroase degetu dupa asta
[3:21:22 AM] Devil never cries...: sh altu la calcai
[3:21:34 AM] My Angel :*: sh par in nas
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[3:21:41 AM] My Angel :*: puf
[3:21:45 AM] My Angel :*: dafiga puf
[3:21:50 AM] Devil never cries...: sh paduki pe paru de pe spate
[3:21:55 AM] My Angel :*: i shtob leneal volas din nas
[3:22:04 AM] My Angel :*: sh riie
[3:22:08 AM] Devil never cries...: fuuuu
[3:22:45 AM] Devil never cries...: sh cu PEREGAR
[3:22:52 AM] My Angel :*: sh GHERPES
[3:22:54 AM] My Angel :*: :D:D:D
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[3:23:02 AM] My Angel :*: sh gemaroi
[3:23:08 AM] Devil never cries...: (rofl)
[3:23:19 AM] My Angel :*: nu mai pot
622 [+1/1-] 2008-08-05 14:21:18 postat de xxxx
(15:19:42) [®] (@Ulma) [Igorash-] Basarabia, pamant Romanesc!
(15:20:01) [®] (_love_boy) wow..shi geografie shtie fata..mda....=)
384 [+1/1-] 2007-09-29 08:48:40 postat de Fear
* Looking up Buric user info...
[09:44] * Parts: alexandra16 (alexandra1@host-86-106-225-229.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> ce i se permite ?
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> :)
[09:45] * Joins: alexandra16 (alexandra1@host-86-106-225-229.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <The`Fear> sa stai pe canal
[09:45] <The`Fear> acuma el e @ pe moldova
[09:45] <The`Fear> :P
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> lol
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> el e gay
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> :))
[09:45] <The`Fear> mai citeste ce se petrece pe forum
[09:45] <The`Fear> :))
[09:45] <The`Fear> Actor-Grabit sa aninat de tine? x)))
[09:45] * Joins: _Andy_ (~^y2388@host-89-41-90-45.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nu stau pe forum
[09:45] * Parts: _Andy_ (~^y2388@host-89-41-90-45.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nea
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nu de mine
[09:45] <The`Fear> atunci x)
[09:46] <The`Fear> de cine
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> am intrat cu id de pafruga la el in mess
[09:46] <The`Fear> aha si?
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> si el v nikakuiu nu vroie sa vb.
[09:46] <The`Fear> x)))
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> e gay
[09:46] <The`Fear> poate credea ca e o fata urita
[09:46] <The`Fear> :))
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> nea
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> si poza avea super buna
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> as trageo si eu
[09:46] <The`Fear> clar-clar =))
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> un gau necunoscut
[09:47] <The`Fear> :))))))))
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> pardon
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> gay
276 [+1/1-] 2007-08-17 16:01:14 postat de dulceatza
Userul vine la programer:
- Am nevoie de informatie sub forma electronica. Adica sa fie pe discheta.
- In ce format?
- Cum in ce? Clar lucru - in A4.
662 [+1/1-] 2008-09-12 17:55:11 postat de NewUsernam
<+dziroja`> si cum ai dat tu rr la windows daca aista ip ii din Canada
<+dziroja`> s
<+`new> dziroja` asha bine :)
<+dziroja`> `new nu ni povisti nie brashoavi
<+dziroja`> :o)

bine ca makar GaNqSta lo invatat sa deie !Ip =))
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