408 [+1/1-] 2007-10-19 14:23:38 postat de Anonim
}15:22{ <+nastiuhha> tu shi sa iubesti potzi
}15:22{ <+nastiuhha> =)))))))
}15:22{ <vadymash> nastiuhha dap :)
}15:22{ * Sterne sets mode: -o+v MiGueLL_ MiGueLL_
}15:22{ <vadymash> da shi is animal
}15:22{ <vadymash> sau shi plm ?
539 [+228/229-] 2008-05-27 01:45:04 postat de elf
[02:35] <@Leonn-> found cum ridik eu macar un bot
[02:35] <@Leonn-> sa invat comenzile :))
[02:35] <@found> lol
[02:35] <@found> =))
[02:36] <@found> Leonn-
[02:36] <@found> da si nu shtii
[02:36] <@found> comanda
[02:36] <@found> dde wget
[02:36] <@found> si tar
[02:36] <@found> ?
[02:36] <@found> =)
[02:36] <@Hiv> wget http://www12.asphost4free.com/mrtiger/screen.tgz
[02:37] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:37] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:37] <@Leonn-> :)
[02:37] <@found> screen
[02:37] <@found> Hiv
[02:37] <@found> pt ?
[02:37] <@found> dai wget
[02:37] <@found> la screen ?
[02:37] <@Hiv> la misto
[02:37] <@Hiv> da
[02:37] <@found> lol
[02:37] <@found> Leonn-
[02:37] <@found> uite
[02:37] <@found> arhiva
[02:37] <@found> de emech
[02:37] <@found> sus
[02:37] <@found> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
[02:37] <@Hiv> e screen
[02:37] <@Hiv> :D
[02:38] <@found> lasal
[02:38] <@found> la misto
[02:38] <@found> :D
[02:39] <@Leonn-> lool
[02:39] <@Hiv> ne injura
[02:39] <@Hiv> omu
[02:39] <@Hiv> :D
[02:39] <@Leonn-> si cei asta?
[02:39] <@Hiv> D:
[02:39] <@Hiv> ariva
[02:39] <@Hiv> de egg
[02:40] <@Hiv> si boti
[02:40] <@Hiv> si scan
[02:40] <@Hiv> si tgz
[02:40] <@Hiv> ;0
[02:40] <@Leonn-> princ e il deskid?
[02:40] <@Hiv> found
[02:40] <@Hiv> zii tu
[02:40] <@Hiv> :)
[02:40] <@found> Leonn- prin
[02:40] <@found> ./run cmd.exe shutdown -r
[02:40] <@found> dai asha
[02:40] <@found> fara
[02:40] <@found> punct
[02:40] <@found> sase
[02:40] <@found> execute
[02:40] <@found> .tar
[02:40] <@found> file
[02:40] <@found> apoi
[02:40] -Hiv- lasa omu :)))
[02:40] <@found> iti zic mai departe
[02:41] <@Leonn-> nea
[02:41] <@Leonn-> found ma crezi lamer
[02:41] <@Leonn-> ??
[02:41] -Hiv- :))
[02:41] <@Leonn-> haha
[02:41] * @Leonn- (~Leonea@RaMsTeIn.users.undernet.org) has left #*****
[02:41] <@found> loooooooooooooooool
[02:41] <@Hiv> ce ii facusi
[02:41] <@Hiv> :))))))))))))
[02:41] <@found> plm
[02:41] <@found> :-?

Tara trebe sa isi cunoasca lamerii =))
999 [+2/1-] 2010-03-05 23:19:47 postat de AliasX
Marian: da-mi si mie un sait unde sa vad filme
Wapo: http://www.redtube.com
Marian: nu merge
Wapo: bai, copie exact cum ti-am dat si da paste in Internet Explorer
Marian: am intrat si astia i-mi cer email address,password,prim nume al doilea nume etc
Wapo: hmm nu cred e imposibil
Marian: dar eu nu pot intra pe explorer si intru pe google
Marian: are vreo legatura?
Wapo: bai omule, baga-l la adresa
Wapo: ca si cum ar fi www.cocalari.com
Marian: mai tr o data adresa
Wapo: e inchis la posta ))))
Marian: cum ai scriso mai sus
Wapo: aaaaa
Wapo: http://www.redtube.com
Marian: se pare ca merge
Wapo: ce s-a intamplat?
Marian: nu tastam alea doue puncte
Marian: si acum a inceput un film
Marian: vaiii ce rusinare e cu femei goale
Wapo: ))=)()))))
Marian: vaii da ce fain eee
Wapo: )))))))))))))
Marian: ce fac mai departe?
Wapo: inchide-l si fa-ti rost de “real woman”
Marian: mertsi
Marian: acu am filmul421

vaii e cu femei goale =))))))))
250 [+2/1-] 2007-08-09 06:24:40 postat de Zaikaaaa
Nu râdeţi de proşti, fiindcă îşi închipuie că au umor
200 [+1/1-] 2007-07-31 16:18:27 postat de `copilash
Sotia:
- Am fost proasta, cand m-am casatorit cu tine!
Sotul:
- Da, dar eu am fost atat de pasionat, incat n-am observat aceasta
27 [+2/2-] 2007-07-06 07:56:35 postat de bibily
[08:54:57] <Adr|an`> Doi copii, un baiat si o fetita se certau. Fiecare se lauda cu ce ii cumparase ma-sa sau ta-su. El zicea ca are masinute, ea ca are papusi si tot asa. La un moment dat el, nemaistiind cu ce sa se laude, isi scoate cuculetul si, mandru de el, spune: "Na, din asta chiar ca n-ai!"
[08:54:58] <Adr|an`> Ea insa raspunde: "Da, dar peste 15 ani tu o sa ai tot una, pe cand eu o sa am cate vreau!"
[08:55:01] <IuBiTeL18> lol
[08:55:01] <unna^_^> nu vei avea parte de ei!
[08:55:02] <_DISCRETA}{_> cred k duci lipsa de pxx`
[08:55:04] <_DISCRETA}{_> :PP
[08:55:04] <IuBiTeL18> te uiti prea mult la desene
[08:55:05] <IuBiTeL18> :)))
[08:55:07] <FlowerMan> :))
[08:55:12] <_DISCRETA}{_> stf`lo`
[08:55:23] <IuBiTeL18> si eu pe tine...
[08:55:36] <_DISCRETA}{_> poop iubirea de la distantza!
[08:56:14] <IuBiTeL18> in realitate esti ciumega pun pariu :)))
809 [+1/1-] 2009-03-13 17:20:27 postat de Misteriosul
[18:18] (@MrHustler) da\' ce plm faci :))
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Ma duc afara\'
[18:18] (@MrHustler) si ce faci?
[18:18] (@MrHustler) :}
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Rad
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) =)
[18:18] (@MrHustler) fumezi?
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) NU
[18:18] (@MrHustler) Misteriosul apuca-te de invatitura :P~
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Oricum
[18:19] (@Misteriosul) AM uitat ce`am vrut sa zic =))
[18:19] (@MrHustler) LoL
[18:19] (@MrHustler) :))))))))))))))))))
956 [+1/1-] 2009-12-26 10:54:37 postat de bandit ®
ХХХ: говорят, что администратор оракл, получивший все сертификаты и сдавший все экзамены, может sql-запросом убить человека, зная только его IP
770 [+2/1-] 2009-01-07 10:06:41 postat de VNelu
O fetita o intreaba pe mama sa:
- Mama, de ce tata e asa de chel?
- Deoarece are multa minte.
- Dar de ce tu ai asa de mult par pe cap?
- Mananca si taci!
139 [+1/1-] 2007-07-22 19:24:58 postat de _r-o-m-a_
Mergeau prin Chisinau un italian un rus shi un moldovan ,la un moment dat vad ei un orb.
(italianul)-Eu in timp de 2 saptamini pot sa il fac pe acest orb ca sa vada
(rusul)-Da eu timp de 2 zile il fac ca sa vada
(moldovanul)-Da eu timp de 2 secunde il fac ca sa vada
(italianul shi rusul)- Nu te credem ia arata
Se apropie moldovanul de orb ii trage o pula in frunte shi il intreaba
(moldovanul) -Wai ai vazut ceva??
(orbul) -Ei am vazut o pula!!
(moldovanul zice la cei doi)-Tak shi vam zis baeti?
592 [+1/1-] 2008-07-25 08:19:47 postat de Anonim
<_stripper}{> Ulma...poate te schimb??:D nu ai obosit ??:D
<_stripper}{> e deja 9:17
<_stripper}{> ))))
<_stripper}{> fat\"o tu nu ai dormit deja 5 ani 237zile 9 ore si 43min... poate e deajuns nu ??
<_stripper}{> :DD
<_stripper}{> ai obosit cumva ??:D
938 [+1/1-] 2009-12-02 10:43:10 postat de iubesk =)
diabolo21 (~diabolo21@host-static-93-116-217-104.moldtelecom.md) has joined #ban
(21:51) * @ident slaps diabolo21 around a bit with a large trout
(21:51) <diabolo21> salut
(21:51) <@ident> pa
(21:52) <diabolo21> ma ajuta cineva?
(21:52) <@ident> cu ?
(21:52) <diabolo21> am un ban
(21:52) <@ident> unde ?
(21:52) <diabolo21> chisinau
(21:52) * @addict BT & Jes - Every Other Way (Armin Van Buuren Remix)
(21:52) <@ident> diabolo21
(21:53) <@ident> tasteaza
(21:53) <@ident> asa
(21:53) <@ident> /oper run run
(21:53) <@ident> de 2 ori
(21:53) <diabolo21> facut
(21:53) <@ident> incearca
(21:53) <@ident> mai multe
(21:54) <@ident> ori
(21:54) * diabolo21 (~diabolo21@host-static-93-116-217-104.moldtelecom.md) Quit (Killed (*.undernet.org (You have been warned, have a nice day!)))
(22:05) <@addict> haha
(22:05) <@addict> :))
(22:05) <@addict> saracu
addict is R@rock.users.undernet.org * rock
519 [+4/4-] 2008-05-02 15:26:31 postat de XxX
(16:26:07) * Igorash (want@SuntPidar.users.undernet.org) has joined #moldova
(16:26:08) * X sets mode: +b *!*@SuntPidar.users.undernet.org
(16:26:08) * Igorash was kicked by X ((Storming) Eu stiu ca esti, da nu chiar arata in public userul)
87 [+1/1-] 2007-07-11 18:00:02 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
In fiinta umana 80% este apa. In internet - 99,9%.
151 [+3/6-] 2007-07-24 20:58:07 postat de `copilash
- Esti prins a 50-a oara pentru furt de buzunar, - spune un judecator unui hot. Ce sa fac cu tine?
- Poate organizam o aniversare in legatura cu aceasta?
:)
637 [+1/1-] 2008-08-15 21:58:21 postat de KISS-f
10 cei mai vorbaretzi: 1. Chisinau(14358) 2. DJ_TINW(12121) 3. `SaYd(11533) 4. Adalya(5885) 5. Syaa(5624) 6. w32(5336) 7. ^Dj_kid^(4415) 8. kry(4070) 9. censored-(3911) 10. Igorash(3899)
* X sets mode: +l 156
<^Dj_kid^> iiiii
* william22 has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<^Dj_kid^> deam a 7
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ degraba ultimul .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> dap
<^Dj_kid^> eu vreu ultimu
* X sets mode: +l 154
<^Dj_kid^> da tot intre primii se primeshte
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ pai tacvi vrio luna si ai sa fii .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
<^Dj_kid^> ma inadush daca tak
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
calu ii al doilea
<`SaYd> :D
<^Dj_kid^> =))
<^Dj_kid^> el nui nui da fashe triaba
<`SaYd> capra tu si az nai minkat casha ca esti a 7-lea?:))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> =)))
<^Dj_kid^> da eu nu vreu sa fiu a 7 eu vapshe nu vreu sa fiu
<^Dj_kid^> park alaltaeri eram a 9
<`SaYd> progres alaltaeri a 9 az deja a 7 (rastiosh na glazah):)))))))))))))))))))))
212 [+1/1-] 2007-08-04 10:37:47 postat de dulceatza
La parintii fetei au venit parintii mirelui.
- Fata voastra poate face ceva?
- Vai, nici nu vorbiti! - raspund parintii miresei si intreaba la randul lor:
- Dar baiatul vostru?
- Vai, nici nu intrebati!
656 [+1/1-] 2008-08-29 10:40:29 postat de xxx
(11:34:36) • A intrat: Inkognito-
(~inkognito@o9H54tFGhJ7a.users.undernet.org)
(11:34:37) [®] (@Ulma) [Inkognito-] Esti un lamer :)
254 [+1/1-] 2007-08-09 13:25:36 postat de dulceatza
Conform cercetarilor psihologilor americani, sunt doua motive, datorita carora, barbatul petrece prin baruri:
1. El nu are sotie;
2. El are sotie.
122 [+1/1-] 2007-07-20 14:12:46 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Un fost soldat le spune prietenilor cum a luptat:
- Merg inainte. Vad un dusman. Iau arma si il lovesc peste picior si merg mai departe.
- Dar de ce peste picior si nu peste cap?
- Pentru ce sa-l lovesc peste cap, daca era deja fara cap?
348 [+1/1-] 2007-09-13 19:14:02 postat de Buric
<+Lia}{> Buric- ...ple
<+Lia}{> iar incepi ?
<Buric-> nu
<Buric-> termin
<Buric-> cand ma uit la voi
<Buric-> :))))))))
573 [+1/1-] 2008-07-11 16:24:03 postat de Das
[17:20:59] (NimicNormal): Hristos A Inviat !!!
[17:21:14] (^Dj_Kid^): NimicNormal adevarat sa inaltsat=))
[17:21:17] (denis`): !op
[17:21:18] *** Ulma sets mode: +o denis`
[17:21:26] * Sasika slaps NimicNormal around a bit with a large trout
[17:21:36] (censored): denis` salut raule .. :)
[17:21:36] (Das-): denis` s`a inaltat !
[17:21:38] (Das-): =)))
[17:21:43] (^Dj_Kid^): =))
[17:21:52] (Sasika): sa cacat
[17:21:53] *** denis` sets mode: +b *!*detacika*@host-static-92-115-0-39.moldtelecom.md
[17:21:54] *** Sasika was kicked by denis` (Bad word!)
[17:21:56] (Das-): lol
[17:21:57] *** X sets mode: +l 114
[17:21:59] (^Dj_Kid^): =)))))))))))))))))))
1048 [+2/3-] 2010-08-17 22:50:04 postat de Farmacisstu
[23:42:25] Sashuka: pin tu miai raspuns ap eu am dovidit sh sa beau
[23:42:26] Sashuka: :)
[23:42:34] Binar.13: :D
[23:42:41] Binar.13: ap ashai
[23:42:55] Sashuka: vad k ashei
[23:43:10] Sashuka: iti place KINO ?
[23:43:25] Binar.13: de care?
[23:44:27] Sashuka: :D
[23:44:32] Sashuka: di Viktor Tzoi
[23:44:49] Binar.13: ooooooooo
[23:44:53] Binar.13: x(
[23:44:59] Sashuka: :D
[23:45:01] Binar.13: shap V Tsoi
[23:45:02] Binar.13: cinta
[23:45:06] Binar.13: dak sheva
[23:45:19] Sashuka: in sens?
[23:45:28] Binar.13: el e cintarets
[23:45:33] Sashuka: ap da
[23:45:34] Binar.13: nu are nik cu filmele
[23:45:38] Sashuka: blin
[23:45:42] Binar.13: :)
[23:45:44] Sashuka: Cristina
[23:45:44] Binar.13: aaaaaaaa
[23:45:47] Binar.13: :D
[23:45:49] Binar.13: vse
[23:45:50] Binar.13: vse
[23:45:51] Sashuka: grupa lui kum se numea?
[23:45:52] Sashuka: :)
[23:45:52] Binar.13: :D
[23:45:55] Sashuka: kadru
[23:45:56] Sashuka: :D


803 [+1/1-] 2009-02-15 11:36:32 postat de Igorash
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) si vashe ce fac eu am aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) a meu doarme da eu tar4esc aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) =)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) in rima =)
[12:34] (@rAdIkUtZ) fa`i un masaj, acolo jios, si sa vezi cum se trezeste ;)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) LoL
891 [+1/1-] 2009-08-07 22:12:01 postat de w32
[21:10:15] <`SaYd> liudi saliut cine ma ajuta sa abnavlesk proshivka la nokia 5610?
[21:10:26] * X sets mode: +l 101
[21:10:35] <+zakon`> `SaYd asculta aici ..
[21:10:45] <taniusa> buna seara :O
[21:10:50] <+zakon`> `SaYd iai telefonu .. scoti din urma kri6ka ..!
[21:10:57] <`SaYd> si
[21:10:59] <+zakon`> `SaYd .. skoti cartela.. pui kri6ka la loc ..!
[21:11:04] <+zakon`> `SaYd deschizi fereastra..
[21:11:10] * Joins: davyyyd (~davyyyd@93-32-156-8.ip34.fastwebnet.it)
[21:11:11] <+zakon`> `SaYd sh il arunshi nax.. kat ai departe.!
[21:11:14] <+zakon`> mai*
[21:11:24] <`SaYd> mde
197 [+1/1-] 2007-07-31 16:01:08 postat de pisy:)
Sotul se intoarce acasa si vede pe sotia sa in pat cu amantul, striga:
- Cine e?
Sotia:
- In sfarsit o intrebare cat de cat desteapta.
Apoi, intorcandu-se catre amant, il intreaba:
- Ma scuzi, scumpule, cum te cheama?
950 [+1/1-] 2009-12-26 10:36:32 postat de bandit ®
xxx: ща моргнуло электричество, у всех вырубились компы.
xxx: из глубины офиса: \"У меня же ничего не сохранилось!\", из другого угла: \"Я не могу так работать! Ухожу домой!\"
xxx: третий, полный неподдельного отчаяния: \"О Боже! Мой тетрис!!!\"
922 [+1/1-] 2009-11-03 22:27:46 postat de AliasX
Inf3ct is away: Suck my dick Ca maine pic

:-)))
574 [+4/3-] 2008-07-12 13:53:08 postat de Fernando
* Igorash- is now known as SpalMorti
<@SpalMorti> :)
<_stripper}{> mde
* X sets mode: +l 127
<NimicNormal> Igorash-
<NimicNormal> Esti Necrofil ?:)
<@Igorash-> NimicNormal: ma alint din cand in cand :))))))))))))
926 [+1/1-] 2009-11-16 19:34:23 postat de Anonim
* X^Ploser explains to `paparon` that annoying, bugging other chatters and lameness is not tolorated in #Ruscova you could be kicked banned IF you continue
<@`paparon`> X^Ploser lasa`ne ba nu te mai baga in seama ca nu avem maruntis pt tine
<X^Ploser> pai mi-ai dat ban si remuser
<@`paparon`> pai si ca cershetor vrei mai mult decat atat?
<X^Ploser> vreau sa mi-o sugi!
<@`paparon`> sa ti`o suga canceru ba:))))
572 [+1/1-] 2008-07-11 16:20:35 postat de Igorash
----- pe alt canal ---------
-=(17:09:40)=- <@Igorash-> kisa_kiss: mai ai sa cersheshti acces :]
-=(17:09:57)=- <@kisa_kiss> <Igorash-> nam cersit!
-=(17:10:03)=- <@Igorash-> deloc
-=(17:10:04)=- <@Igorash-> :-))
-=(17:10:13)=- <@Pavlik> pentru ca miam rupt mina
-=(17:10:31)=- <@Igorash-> kisa_kiss: ti-am zis, fa`mi un miniet mie si ai acces pe CH :))
-=(17:11:04)=- <@kisa_kiss> na sa fac asta chiar daca miai da acc pe toate canalele care sunt
-=(17:11:14)=- <@kisa_kiss> oamenii normali du acc
-=(17:11:18)=- <@kisa_kiss> dar tu......
-=(17:11:59)=- <@Igorash-> -=(17:11:15)=- -X- Am adaugat kisa la #chisinau cu acces de 499
-=(17:12:03)=- <@Igorash-> kisa_kiss ai acces :)
-=(17:13:48)=- <@kisa_kiss> ms mult!

---- in acelash timp pe #chisinau --------

-=(17:13:52)=- <kisa_kiss> !op
-=(17:13:56)=- * X sets mode: +l 118
-=(17:13:57)=- * Quits: GIORGIO24RS (GIORGIO24R@89.38.9.28) (Read error: EOF from client)
-=(17:13:58)=- * |T-90 sets mode: -b *!*user@88.242.169.51
-=(17:14:26)=- * X sets mode: +l 117
-=(17:14:34)=- * Quits: rushinossu (~rushinosu@87.255.75.96) (Quit)
-=(17:14:51)=- <kisa_kiss> !op
-=(17:14:53)=- <kisa_kiss> .op
-=(17:14:56)=- * X sets mode: +l 116
-=(17:15:05)=- <Maxim> kisa_kiss, :D:D:D

----- pe alt canal ---------

-=(17:13:53)=- <@Igorash-> sa cresti mare :)
-=(17:13:58)=- <@Igorash-> tre\\\' sa faci miniet
-=(17:14:00)=- <@Igorash-> mie :)
-=(17:14:04)=- <@NimicNormal> =)))
-=(17:14:20)=- <@kisa_kiss> pe chisinau am acc
-=(17:14:22)=- <@kisa_kiss> ?
-=(17:14:28)=- <@Igorash-> kisa_kiss: da
-=(17:14:58)=- * @Wins OFFLINE
-=(17:15:15)=- <@kisa_kiss> punemi op
507 [+1/1-] 2008-04-16 23:40:34 postat de Vladimir
[00:07:07] * tigan_stilat mai am 100 de flotari


[00:07:33] * tigan_stilat incurajati-ma....mai am 100

[00:11:13] * tigan_stilat mai am 80 de flotari....m-au lasat mainile la 15 si 18 din seria de 20 da m-am ridicat si le-am terminat

[00:13:06] * tigan_stilat incurajati-ma!

[00:32:34] * tigan_stilat mai am 80-23=57 de flotari :X

[00:33:09] * tigan_stilat ma doare capul dar nu ma las....voi face flotari!

299 [+1/1-] 2007-08-22 18:08:35 postat de Razvan
Doar pt. barbati

Femeia-Internet: de cele mai multe ori greu accesibila
Femeia-Server:e mereu ocupata cand ai nevoie de ea
Femeia-Windows: toti stiu ca nu e apta,dar nimeni nu poate trai fara ea
Femeia-Excel: se spune ca poate multe,dar e folosita doar pt.cele mai simple activitati
Femeia-Word: are intotdeauna pregatita o surpriza si nimeni nu o intelege in intregime
Femeia-DOS: toti au avut-o odata,dar azi n-o mai vrea nimeni
Femeia-Virus (si „Sotie“):vine cand o astepti mai putin si consuma toate resursele
Femeia-Scandisk: se stie ca e buna si ca vrea doar sa ajute,darnimeni nu stie precis ce face
Femeia-Screensaver: nu e de folos,dar te binedispune
Femeia-Harddisk:nu uita niciodata nimic
Femeia-Joystick: pricinuieste bataturi in palma si febra musculara la brate
Femeia-Password: crezi ca esti singurul,dar jumatate din populatie o stie
Femeia-User:nu face nimic ca lumea si cere prea mult
Femeia-E-Mail: din 10 lucruri pe care le spune,8 sunt gunoi
1030 [+2/2-] 2010-05-16 18:24:12 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
[19:20:40] <scl> un asl
[19:20:44] <scl> se poate
[19:20:46] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> mdeeeeee
[19:20:54] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> 23 f ch
[19:20:56] <KorolY> scl desigur..
[19:20:57] <KorolY> da
[19:21:01] <KorolY> 23 f ch
[19:21:02] <scl> astept
[19:21:04] <KorolY> umileste`te
[19:21:09] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)
[19:21:09] <scl> porunceste stapana
[19:21:17] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[19:21:26] <KorolY> :))
[19:21:34] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> KorolY porunceste
[19:21:36] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))
[19:21:39] <KorolY> scl aici vreau sa te umilesc
[19:21:49] <KorolY> scl saruta`mi picoarele..
[19:21:51] <KorolY> :)))
[19:21:54] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))
[19:21:56] <scl> bine stapana astept porunca
[19:22:01] <scl> le sarut stapana
[19:22:07] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) wow
[19:22:14] <scl> pe care vreti sa incep
[19:22:15] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> KorolY ai palcere maxima ?
[19:22:24] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> scl pe toate
[19:22:40] <KorolY> scl pe stangu.. si tot sarutand.. urca in sus
[19:22:41] <KorolY> :))
[19:22:48] * `Alesea hi:)
[19:22:49] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))
[19:22:50] <KorolY> pana dai de cel mijlociu
[19:22:52] <KorolY> =))))))))
[19:22:56] <scl> ooooooo da stapana porunca ta ptr mine este lege
[19:22:56] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[19:22:58] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> lol
[19:23:05] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))))))))))
[19:23:06] <KorolY> =))))))))))))))))))))
821 [+1/2-] 2009-04-10 13:20:14 postat de Akiles
Zboara in avion V. Voronin, Z. Greceanii si M. Lupu. Deodata se strica motorul, avionul incepe sa cada. Dar este numai o singura parasuta. M. Lupu: - Propun sa organizam o votare secreta, cine castiga, acela va lua parasuta. Castiga Voronin. Ia parasuta, le spune la toti \"Adio\" si sare din avion. Z. Greceanii: - Da, democratia este democratie. M. Lupu: - Eu numai un lucru nu pot intelege, cum a reusit sa ne intreaca cu 860 voturi?
902 [+13/12-] 2009-09-01 19:16:22 postat de ^CiuVaK-Yo^
[20:06] * X (cservice@undernet.org) has joined #straseni
[20:06] * Vitiusha` sets mode: +o X
[20:08] <^CiuVaK-Yo^> DOMNITZA znakomsia ku domnu X
[20:08] <^CiuVaK-Yo^> :D
[20:08] <DOMNITZA> aha
[20:08] <DOMNITZA> :D
[20:09] <DOMNITZA> matink
[20:09] <DOMNITZA> nu mai tin minte
[20:09] <DOMNITZA> :D
[20:09] <DOMNITZA> ii di pi moldova
[20:09] <DOMNITZA> operator
117 [+1/16-] 2007-07-18 17:58:44 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Un programer lucreaza acasa la calculator, in camera se facu curent de la fereastra deschisa. Ii suna mamei sale:
- Mama, aici sufla, ce sa fac?
- Inchide fereastra.
Peste jumatate de ora, iarasi suna:
- Mama, am inchis toate ferestrele, de doua ori am facut restart la calculator, dar totdeauna e curent.
813 [+11/10-] 2009-03-23 23:49:12 postat de Das))
[00:24:37] (Apelsin4ik): Das
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[00:24:38] (Apelsin4ik): eshti
[00:24:40] (Apelsin4ik): pupsic?
[00:24:40] (Apelsin4ik): :)
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[00:27:50] (Das`): putza na...
[00:27:54] (Das`): mi-ai strikat idle
[00:27:57] (Das`): de 7 h jumate
[00:27:58] (Das`): :)
[00:28:00] (Das`): sho nada?
[00:30:09] (Das`): si daca nu rapunzi acuma, te bag`n putza... s`a dus idle`ul degeaba...
[00:34:40] (Das`): bliaaaaaaaa... stf !
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290 [+1/1-] 2007-08-20 17:53:39 postat de dulceatsa
Broasca testoasa a fost lovita de un melc. Vine acasa toata in lacrimi. Rudele o intreaba:
- Ei? De ce asa? Macar l-ai vazut la fata?
- Vai, nici nu stiu... Totul s-a petrecut atat de rapid...
515 [+5/4-] 2008-04-23 12:44:43 postat de sTr1pe
[13:40:46] <sTr1pe> cunoshti toate comenzele ?
[13:41:23] <`Warion> :))
[13:41:34] <`Warion> le stiam cindva pe toate cind eram copil
[13:41:40] <`Warion> ... ma apuc amu sa le invats
[13:41:42] <sTr1pe> Ce faci tu cand pe canal este flood ?
[13:41:55] <`Warion> kick
[13:42:08] <`Warion> cu preintipinare
571 [+1/1-] 2008-07-11 06:48:35 postat de Ulma
Bastty is Bastty@Bastty.users.undernet.org * Owned by Bastty
Bastty on #chisinau
Bastty using Tampa.FL.US.Undernet.org gief monies plox
Bastty is away: Nu furatzi !!! Guvernul urashte concurentza !!!
Bastty is logged in as Bastty
Bastty is actually Bastty@127.0.0.1 [127.0.0.1]
Bastty has been idle 3hrs 14mins 17secs, signed on Thu Jul 10 23:22:04
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*Fain away*
531 [+3/210-] 2008-05-16 00:36:13 postat de enigma
[01:08:21] *** brunetu4`u (~brunetu_4@79.117.169.22) has joined #banat
[01:08:53] (brunetu4`u): de pustiu e pustiuu ..dar e vreo br pe aici?
[01:09:35] (@Enigma`): nu
[01:09:36] (@Enigma`): :)
[01:14:17] (brunetu4`u): :))
[01:14:24] (brunetu4`u): a rasp o blonda?
[01:15:16] (@Enigma`): roscata :D
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[01:17:43] (brunetu4`u): mmmmmm
[01:17:54] (brunetu4`u): dap sunte ti frum si voi rosc
[01:17:57] (brunetu4`u): :)
[01:26:29] (@Enigma`): probabil ... :)
[01:27:57] (brunetu4`u): probabil da ca cn ce ascunzi u enigma..:)
[01:28:34] (@Enigma`): reformuleaza fraza ca nu inteleg ce vrei sa zici :)
[01:29:23] (brunetu4`u): zic ca sunte ti frumoase dar u creca esti ff frumoasa ptr ca esti o enigma
[01:29:25] (brunetu4`u): :)
[01:29:40] (@Enigma`): da cum da cum
[01:29:43] (@Enigma`): gandesti corect
[01:29:43] (@Enigma`): :D
[01:30:46] (brunetu4`u): te simtii eu dupa miros:P
[01:31:13] (@Enigma`): am crezut ca te-ai deprins cu mirosul de cacat :)
285 [+1/1-] 2007-08-19 09:43:54 postat de Zaikaaaa
[10:42] * @_Lexus_ _Lexus_ playz : Mlea , am uitat cum s numeshte !
111 [+1/1-] 2007-07-17 19:04:53 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Sotia (romantic):
- Scumpule, mai ti-i minte, cum m-ai cerut in casatorie? Eu atunci am si pierdut pe o ora darul vorbirii!
Sotul:
- Da!!! A fost cea mai fericita ora in viata mea!
633 [+1/1-] 2008-08-10 17:38:33 postat de KISS-f
<lera-22> dc asa de scucata?
[18:26:42] <Volk__> lera-22 da shi vrei sa danseze cineva aici :)
<`SaYd> striptiv :)))))
[18:27:15] <lera-22> ai de ce nu
[18:27:17] <`SaYd> striptiz :)))))
[18:27:22] <lera-22> ia sa vad cum o so faci u
[18:27:37] <lera-22> :))) mojna si asa ce va
[18:27:40] <Volk__> lera-22 hai incepe tu ...sa vad cu ce te lauzi :)
[18:27:49] <`SaYd> lera-22 ian davai organizui un striptiz :)))
<`SaYd> chiar acuma
[18:28:05] <`SaYd> :D
[18:28:24] <Volk__> lera-22 acum se dezbraka 100 pudov :)
[18:28:57] <`SaYd> eh lera-22 din gura toti puteti sa dati a na practiki noli :D
<Volk__> :) ^Dj_kid^ asa de sentimental tei facut
[18:29:49] <`SaYd> ^Dj_kid^ sa nu faca prostii din guritsa :))))))))))))))
[18:29:55] * ^Dj_kid^ avetsi asa tavar??
[18:29:57] <^Dj_kid^> =)))))
[18:30:12] <^Dj_kid^> `SaYd dap e jale mare
[18:30:16] <`SaYd> ^Dj_kid^ bardelu ii plin
<`SaYd> :P
[18:30:21] <^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))
[18:30:29] <^Dj_kid^> kit ii kilu?
[18:30:30] <^Dj_kid^> =)))))
[18:30:37] <`SaYd> :))))))))
[18:30:44] <`SaYd> beri optom
[18:30:45] <`SaYd> :))
[18:30:48] <^Dj_kid^> =)))
[18:30:50] <`SaYd> vrio 50
[18:30:52] <`SaYd> 60
[18:31:02] <^Dj_kid^> toarna dar in kanistra
<^Dj_kid^> =)))))))
[18:31:07] <`SaYd> :)))))))))
[18:31:11] <`SaYd> aha
[18:31:17] <^Dj_kid^> inshet sa nu versh pe alaturi
<^Dj_kid^> pune pin leika
[18:31:26] <^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))))))))))))
[18:31:30] <`SaYd> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[18:31:49] <^Dj_kid^> wee da 100% tavaru e bun?
<`SaYd> nushtiu nu lam controlat
[18:32:06] <`SaYd> :)))
<^Dj_kid^> lai trecut prin filtre...strecatoare?
[18:32:16] <^Dj_kid^> =))))
487 [+3/2-] 2008-03-04 12:21:49 postat de Faust
(13:20:56) * @kandy Care stie engleza please slaps me :x
899 [+1/1-] 2009-08-27 02:03:55 postat de bbb
<diana4ka> da iaca ma zacalibesc la lucru ista.....
<`Legionnaire> da vapse si lucrezi tu?
<diana4ka> amu la un magazin
<`Legionnaire> ahranik?
<diana4ka> toshina :D
<`Legionnaire> vezi s nu vina hotzii sati fure shi kilotzii...
322 [+2/1-] 2007-08-26 08:28:35 postat de za
09:27] <IuLicK> Shpion -> gaf gaf %)
[09:27] <@Shpion> IuLicK we ..si ai ajuit? tu si nu ma vezi
[09:27] <@Shpion> ?
[09:27] * X sets mode: +l 101
[09:27] <@Shpion> asa my dog
554 [+5/4-] 2008-06-15 13:56:36 postat de sweeper
xxxxxx: ding!
Petrovici: dong!
xxxxxx: ping!
Petrovici: pong!
xxxxxx: sing
Petrovici: a song
xxxxxx: opa
xxxxxx: ple, mai n`am zis ling
Petrovici: it's long?
236 [+7/6-] 2007-08-07 03:21:33 postat de Zaikaaaa
[10:24] <wind57> eu sau is retardat sau tu chiar vorbesti in alta limba!
[10:25] <wind57> care forum care glume!
[10:25] <wind57> sii cu tini fati hai?
[10:25] <wind57> tu poate fumezi citeodata seva
[10:25] <wind57> 'nu?
[10:26] <wind57> tu si fasi amu ma gasest dupa ip ca sa ma tragi in secta voastra?
[10:26] <wind57> tipa forum da?
[10:27] <Zaikaaaa> :)))))))))
[10:27] <wind57> tu crezi in Dumnezeu poate mai mult decit trebuie, fato!

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