953 [+1/1-] 2009-12-26 10:51:23 postat de bandit ®
xxx> прикольная песня
<xxx> прям как пожарная сигнализация)
<xxx> дзынь дзынь дзынь дзынь
<xxx> дзынь дзынь дзынь
<xxx> БЛЯДЬ
<xxx> ЭТО И ЕСТЬ ПОЖАРНАЯ СИГНАЛИЗАЦИЯ
xxx is offline
872 [+505/508-] 2009-07-16 10:46:10 postat de SILVER
[11:43:25] <+Leonn`> =))
[11:43:34] <`Ciuva4oK`> Leonn` ma inveti shi pe mine sa ma berberesc pe piciore
[11:43:35] <`Ciuva4oK`> :)))))))))
[11:43:40] <`Ciuva4oK`> ajajajajaaa
[11:43:44] <`Ciuva4oK`> gata ,a duc
[11:43:45] <@SILVERON> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) buhahahahahahahahahahaha
[11:43:45] <+Leonn`> =)))
[11:43:48] <`Ciuva4oK`> =)))))))))))
[11:43:53] <`Ciuva4oK`> nuss
[11:43:55] <`Ciuva4oK`> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[11:43:57] <+Leonn`> ni-o krescut paru inapoi
[11:44:00] <@SILVERON> te-o dres
[11:44:02] <+Leonn`> nish o saptamnina nu o trecut
[11:44:03] <@SILVERON> :)
[11:44:11] <`Ciuva4oK`> a sa-ti punem paganiala epiliator
[11:44:12] <`Ciuva4oK`> =))))))))))))))
811 [+1/1-] 2009-03-15 02:03:32 postat de bandit ®
[03:00:27] <@bandit> nii neo povestit
[03:00:28] <@bandit> Iulia
[03:00:29] <@bandit> despre
[03:00:30] <@bandit> park
[03:00:33] <@bandit> cum vine la citron
[03:00:35] <@bandit> rapanos ca o suca
[03:00:39] <@CrazyMann> ajajjaja
[03:00:40] <@bandit> ca lucra grushik la piata
[03:00:41] <@CrazyMann> ;)
[03:00:44] <@CrazyMann> de ce ca o ?
[03:00:45] <@bandit> si toti s radeu de dansu
[03:00:45] <@CrazyMann> ;))
[03:00:48] <@bandit> si nu avei ochi sal vada
[03:00:52] <@bandit> ca is zaebitzi de dansu
[03:01:05] <@bandit> ladna vseo nb
[03:01:10] <@bandit> ca dim treb sma duc in orash
[03:01:12] <@CrazyMann> el e download/upload adicted ;)
[03:01:28] <@CrazyMann> da prescurtat down/up adicted
[03:01:30] <@CrazyMann> ;))))))
[03:01:34] <@CrazyMann> ladn nb
[03:01:41] <@bandit> park away
[03:02:00] <@bandit> park away down/up adicted
[03:02:04] <@bandit> CrazyMann
[03:02:05] <@bandit> asha ?
[03:02:33] <@CrazyMann> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[03:02:35] <@CrazyMann> OMG
[03:02:43] <@CrazyMann> jestoka mlea
579 [+1/1-] 2008-07-16 21:48:17 postat de Afonya
<MaLinKa> dar hai sa incepem cu altceva mai interesant
<_stripper}{> 1.prinma
<MaLinKa> macar imi spui daca esti insurat sau nu.
<MaLinKa> :0
<_stripper}{> mde...far de date confedintiale
<_stripper}{> okay ?;)
<_stripper}{> ;)
<MaLinKa> ok
<MaLinKa> dar hai sa vb despre masini!
<_stripper}{> nu nu sunt casatorit
<_stripper}{> :))))))
854 [+5/4-] 2009-05-28 13:40:47 postat de Mentol
<I_G> cine stie vriun pragon cum de scos banul?????
<`romEo> I_G ?))
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<I_G> stii?
* X sets mode: +l 109
<Mentol> skri asa
<I_G> cum?
<Mentol> s
<Mentol> ./scos ban plizz
* @d`_`b saluta
<Mentol> fara to4ka
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<Mentol> sau nu
<Mentol> ku to4ka
<I_G> aici pe ch?
<Mentol> nlea
<I_G> ))))))
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<Mentol> da
<Mentol> aici
<`romEo> Mentol :)))))
<I_G> ./scos ban plizz
<I_G> ))))))
<I_G> nu deistvuoesti
<Mentol> mlea inka odata
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<I_G> hai..
<I_G> nu vb mult
<Mentol> pina vede administrator
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<Mentol> si til skoate
<I_G> dac zici...
<I_G> ))
<I_G> ./scos ban plizz
<I_G> ./scos ban plizz
<I_G> ./scos ban plizz
<I_G> ./scos ban plizz
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<Mentol> :))))))))))))))))))
156 [+1/1-] 2007-07-26 16:30:11 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Se aude un sunet in usa. Sotul deschide usa, acolo - soacra. Sotul, trist:
- Buna ziua. Pe mult timp?
- Pana cand n-o sa va plictisiti de mine.
- Ce, chiar nici o cafea nu veti lua cu noi?
791 [+1/1-] 2009-01-23 08:17:27 postat de Gay.md
[09:15:40] <@_Prof_> Renegat matinca tu ma iubesti pe mine
[09:15:46] <@_Prof_> astept cadou di 14 Februarie


_Prof_ best gay on #Moldova , pardon guy =))
1069 [+1/1-] 2011-02-07 22:03:37 postat de haha
[23:01:47] (+motanashu): Das prikini..vroiam sa-i fac un cunni lu `Nervnaia` sh n-o vrut
[23:01:48] (+motanashu): :)))
[23:01:53] (+Das): lol
923 [+3/2-] 2009-11-05 17:44:33 postat de XXX
<Zum-Zum> mrguser pan scrii tu 2 cuvinte eu dovedesc sa ma kak de 2 ori :D)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
* @Irq re
<ApXaHgheJI> .bw Zum-Zum
* |Umka sets mode: +b *!*@54.Red-83-58-224.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net
* Zum-Zum was kicked by X ((IMKE) (ApXaHgheJI) Nu ai voie sa folosesti un limbaj necenzurat - (inclusiv in forma mascata abreviata) Banned 1 h !)
<ApXaHgheJI> kakate pe status.
991 [+1/1-] 2010-02-27 18:04:17 postat de SILVER
#mdfriends

[19:02:02] <@Loveness> Alia30 aha :DDDD
[19:02:15] <SILVERON-> Alia30 e eggdrop
[19:02:23] <Apelsin> nuu
[19:02:24] <Apelsin> femeie
[19:02:29] <SILVERON-> tot acolo
[19:02:31] <SILVERON-> :))))))))))))
[19:02:34] <@Loveness> D:DDDDD
622 [+1/1-] 2008-08-05 14:21:18 postat de xxxx
(15:19:42) [®] (@Ulma) [Igorash-] Basarabia, pamant Romanesc!
(15:20:01) [®] (_love_boy) wow..shi geografie shtie fata..mda....=)
769 [+2/1-] 2009-01-04 12:40:50 postat de xxxxxxx
[13:40] (kry) Wey care o pus \'u\' langa \'i\' pe tastatura ca am vrut sa-i scriu la una \"misto\" si i-am scris \"muisto\" !!!
[13:40]  [•Antentie•] : rAdIk seteaza modul (+b) pentru *!kry@MucLesBucLes.users.undernet.org
[13:40] • [Atentie]: kry a fost dat afara de pe #chisinau de catre rAdIk : limbaj indecent! revizuieste-ti vocabularul!!!
[13:40]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 97
[13:40]  • A intrat: kry (kry@MucLesBucLes.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[13:40]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+o) pentru kry
[13:40]  [•Antentie•] : kry seteaza modul (-b) pentru *!kry@MucLesBucLes.users.undernet.org
[13:40]  • A iesit: punk_girl (~camprock@host-94-243-94-134.hspa.orange.md)
[13:40] (@kry) asa
576 [+1/1-] 2008-07-15 18:09:06 postat de iw
[19:04:22] <naughty_boy> Zeobra
[19:04:23] <naughty_boy> wai
[19:04:28] <naughty_boy> da tu shi nick
[19:04:30] <Zeobra> naughty_boy shi tzygane
[19:04:31] <Zeobra> :))))))))
[19:04:33] <naughty_boy> ai avut mai inainte
[19:04:33] <naughty_boy> ?
[19:04:45] <Zeobra> naughty_boy nick Aleeni :))))))
283 [+2/1-] 2007-08-19 08:43:59 postat de Zaikaaaa
[09:40] <@_Lexus_> ia dzi o minshiuna de iughire !
[09:40] <@[ACID_BURN]> =))
[09:41] <@_Lexus_> :P
[09:41] <+Zaikaaaa> lol
[09:41] <@_Lexus_> [ACID_BURN] asteptam !
[09:41] <@[ACID_BURN]> da eu nu pot minshiuni ;)
[09:41] <@_Lexus_> [ACID_BURN] da ladna !
[09:41] <@[ACID_BURN]> :))
[09:41] <@_Lexus_> vrei s te invatz ?
[09:41] <@[ACID_BURN]> serios
[09:41] <@[ACID_BURN]> dofai
[09:41] <@_Lexus_> [ACID_BURN] ok amush te invatz !
[09:41] <@[ACID_BURN]> :)_
[09:41] <+Zaikaaaa> :DD
[09:41] <@[ACID_BURN]> =))
[09:42] <@_Lexus_> spune urmatoarea minshiuna ! : Eu is deshteapta !
[09:42] <@_Lexus_> ia inshearka !
09:42] <@_Lexus_> :P
[09:42] <@_Lexus_> [ACID_BURN] s prineshte a ?
1002 [+4/3-] 2010-03-16 17:44:53 postat de AliasX
AciD StyLLe: Vrei sa o vezi pe Daniela Crudu si mai toate vedetele muzici romanesti pozate GOALE intra pe : http://clip31.com/
Wapo: ai virushi ma
AciD StyLLe: da
AciD StyLLe: de care vrei ?
Wapo: Lolex
Wapo: nu vreau ziceam de tine ca esti infectat
AciD StyLLe: nu man ca mam vaccinat
Wapo: de ce te`ai vaccinat ma de trichinoza?
AciD StyLLe: nu man mam vaccinat pentru gripa
Wapo: aa da ?
AciD StyLLe: da
Wapo: de jigodie tea ars ?
AciD StyLLe: cum adica nu te inteleg
Wapo: pai ma hai sa iti explic este un “virus” care se numeste JIGODIE intelegi ?
AciD StyLLe: asa dar ce simti daca ai jigodie ?
Wapo: pai nu simti mai nimik dar faci niste chesti de exemplu dai massuri cu site-uri mass cu : ce faci ?, am plecat la somn etc.
AciD StyLLe: a pai eu nu am
Wapo: ba da ai mah ca acu ai dat mass cu site-ul ala
AciD StyLLe: da ?
Wapo: da
AciD StyLLe: si ce trebuie sa fac sa nu mai am ? pot pati ceva ?
Wapo: pai poti patii multe
AciD StyLLe: aoloo ;(((((
Wapo: nu fi sad tot ce trebuie sa faci este sa te arda cineva pe nas si iti trece
AciD StyLLe: si trebuie sa merg la spital ?
Wapo: logic
AciD StyLLe: vai de capu meu ca aici la noi in sat o data pe saptamana vine medicu la dispensar
AciD StyLLe: astazi a fost mai vine doar daca este vreo urgenta daca nu doar lunea cealalta
Wapo: naspa
AciD StyLLe: oare patesc ceva daca astept pana lunea viitoare sau sa sun la salvare ?
Wapo: nush daca patesti dar e foarte naspa trebuie cat mai urgent sa te vindeci de jigodie
AciD StyLLe: vaii ca ma ia niste ametelii mi o frica man oare doare cand te arde ?
Wapo: asta nush dar exista o solutie sa nu mai mergi la spital si plm
AciD StyLLe: care ?
Wapo: esti singur acasa ?
AciD StyLLe: nu cu mami tati si sorumea
Wapo: e buna sorata cati anii are ?
AciD StyLLe: este micuta
Wapo: infine fi antena la mine mergi si trezesteo pe mata si zi sa incalzeasca pe foc o furculita sau ceva de fier si sa te arda ca e najpa rau de nu
AciD StyLLe: aolo si nu ma frige ?
Wapo: nu ma dute odata si trezesteo
AciD StyLLe: ok brb so scol
Wapo: k
AciD StyLLe: baaaaaaaaaa tu iti bati joc de mine
Wapo: ce ai ma ?
AciD StyLLe: pai iam trezit pe aimei si leam spus sa ma arda ca am jigodie
Wapo: asa si ce au zis ?
AciD StyLLe: mia dat tata o palma de mia ramas imprimata pe fata
Wapo: are si tacto jigorie
AciD StyLLe: nu ma ca miau spus ca numai caini au jigodie
AciD StyLLe: tiai batut joc de mine nenorocitule
AciD StyLLe: am sa te caut si sa vezi ce iti dau
Wapo: ieee iee hai marsh in pula mea de prost jigodia draq
AciD StyLLe: am ip tau ai belito nu mai ai net
Wapo: valeuuuuuu esti si hecler deala ?
AciD StyLLe: o sa vezi tu 1. iti pic netu nu mai intri pana mi se scoala pula
Wapo: marsh ma impotentule )) si 2 care e ?
AciD StyLLe: si 2 cu ip tau aflu unde stai si sa vezi ceti rup gatu
Wapo: lol da ?
AciD StyLLe: da
Wapo: no fi antena daca tot ma ameninti ca ma pici ma sugi ma alea alea iti zic si eu 2 vb
AciD StyLLe: spune ?
Wapo: cand o trimiti pe ma-ta sa`mi suga pula atunci iti mai mere netu
AciD StyLLe: mane plsss eu am glumit cu faza cu picatu plss
Wapo: ma pis pe tine ma
AciD StyLLe: man plsss nuu
¡¡¡DESPIERTA!!!
¡¡¡DESPIERTA!!!
Wapo: nu mai da buzz datias muie
AciD StyLLe: da nu ma pici da ?
Wapo: daca`ti ceri iertare
AciD StyLLe: iarma-ma
Wapo: dumnezeu te iarta
AciD StyLLe: te rog eu frate
Wapo: eu is de conceptia ca, cu rugatu mergi la biserica
AciD StyLLe: hai man plss
Wapo: hai pa cand ajung la 3 esti jos ;(
AciD StyLLe: nu man
Wapo: 1
AciD StyLLe: te rog eu
Wapo: 2
Wapo: 3
¡¡¡DESPIERTA!!!
AciD StyLLe: se ha desconectado. (02/03/2010 1:06)
240 [+1/1-] 2007-08-07 03:25:31 postat de Zaikaaaa
[02:03]<Zaikaaaa> Dan`
[02:03]<Zaikaaaa> eu serioasa
[02:03]<Zaikaaaa> }{
[02:03]<@Dan`> nici eu :)
546 [+1/1-] 2008-06-04 07:59:27 postat de sefaa
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06[08:22] * sefaa haaaaaaaaaiiiiii haaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii
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06[08:23] * sefaa colindetz colindetz tatzi baietzii-is maladetz numai eu is mititika sa ma trajetzi di putzulika
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07[08:24] <SirSerii> sefaa
[08:24] <SirSerii> buhaaaaaaaaa
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01[08:24] <sefaa> SirSerii shinshilei ca ti-am colidat
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01[08:24] <sefaa> :)
[08:24] <SirSerii> =)))))
[08:24] <SirSerii> sinaca ce ai facut ?
[08:24] <SirSerii> :)))))))
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[08:25] <W_IOPCKDFC> lalalal sujeti sula
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[08:25] <SirSerii> =))))))))))))))
01[08:25] <sefaa> iaca altu cu haitu
1020 [+4/3-] 2010-05-04 21:16:27 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
[22:12:16] <+VNos> unde sa-mi pun poza sa ma vada lumea?
[22:12:24] <+VNos> din mirc!
[22:12:57] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> VNos pune-o aici s te vada toti
[22:13:03] <+VNos> da cum?
[22:13:10] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> aje ku mouse-ul
[22:13:24] <+VNos> cum?
[22:13:30] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> cu mina
[22:13:38] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> daka nu se primeste ku mouse-ul
[22:13:46] <+VNos> :)
[22:13:51] <+VNos> nu serios unde so pun?
[22:14:00] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> inkleio pe monitor si o s te vada toti
[22:14:13] <+VNos> :))))))
[22:14:40] <+VNos> da shi nui asa functie ca so pun aisi undeva sa ma vada lumea?
[22:14:55] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> iaka intreaba de domn Urs
[22:15:05] <+VNos> ok
[22:15:18] <+VNos> d-le Urs !
[22:15:20] <Urs> da, va rog
[22:15:21] <Urs> spuneti
[22:15:39] <+VNos> cum sa-mi incarc poza aici sa ma vada lumea?
[22:15:59] <Urs> :))
908 [+1/1-] 2009-09-24 19:31:55 postat de AliasX
Daca intr-o zi femeia pe care o iubesti iti e infidela si-ti trece prin cap sa te arunci pe geam, adu-ti aminte ca ai coarne, boule, nu aripi !
123 [+1/1-] 2007-07-20 14:14:07 postat de dulceatza
O doamna vine la serviciu cu o vanataie la ochi. Este intrebata:
- Cine a facut asta?
- Sotul.
- Dar noi ne gandeam ca este in deplasare.
- Si eu m-am gandit asa
401 [+2/1-] 2007-10-13 10:17:30 postat de The`Fear
[11:15] <The`Fear> nu folosi majuscule
[11:15] <vrajitoaria> jtiu
[11:16] <vrajitoaria> da` ce`i aia majuscule
[11:16] <vrajitoaria> ca am uitat
[11:16] <vrajitoaria> :))
[11:16] <The`Fear> ai terminat facultatea de litere si nu jtii=\\
[11:16] <vrajitoaria> litri mari
[11:16] <The`Fear> fujei di la lectii?
[11:16] <vrajitoaria> aga
[11:16] <The`Fear> te duceai la baieti acasa?
[11:16] * Joins: imi_placi (~moldova@host-89-41-107-25.moldtelecom.md)
[11:16] <vrajitoaria> pffffffff
[11:16] * +skoliskaia Rihanna - Don't stop the music
[11:16] <vrajitoaria> uneori cand cerea organismu`
[11:16] * X sets mode: +l 110
[11:16] <vrajitoaria> :)))
[11:16] <The`Fear> =)))
[11:16] <The`Fear> sau dupa 100 g
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[11:17] <The`Fear> de rakiu
[11:17] <vrajitoaria> si asa
[11:17] <The`Fear> vrajitoaria hai vina la mine
[11:17] <The`Fear> :D
[11:17] <The`Fear> am Rakiu bun
[11:17] <The`Fear> =)
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[11:17] <vrajitoaria> dupa 100g ai dispo si curaj
[11:17] <The`Fear> =))
[11:17] <vrajitoaria> :DDDD
211 [+5/4-] 2007-08-03 20:12:29 postat de Zaikaaaa
GHINION - Varianta moldoveneasca pentru ardelenescul "Bine, Ioane"
NASTURE - Plasture pentru nas
HERMAFRODIT - Fetitz care este baiata
LEUCEMIE - Cancerul monedei nationale
1021 [+1/1-] 2010-05-11 22:10:11 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
[23:06:50] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> kry ... JorikPetuh , bad nick ?
[23:07:04] <max> nup
[23:07:04] <JorikPetuh> tarakan4ik nuuuuuu
[23:07:25] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> kry de ce ?
[23:07:34] * X sets mode: +l 89
[23:07:42] <JorikPetuh> tarakan4ik tu cautz sa primesc ban? ))
[23:07:47] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> nu
[23:07:51] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> sa skimbi nick
[23:07:59] <JorikPetuh> norMAL NICKU
[23:08:01] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> skimba in VNos
[23:08:02] <Danik> el petuh
[23:08:04] <Danik> tu tarakan
[23:08:07] <Danik> care diferenta ;)
[23:08:10] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))))))))))))))))
[23:08:12] <JorikPetuh> nui nici o prostie aii
[23:08:13] <max> zooparc
[23:08:13] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> Danik da-da
[23:08:14] <max> :d
[23:08:15] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))
526 [+2/1-] 2008-05-08 17:15:06 postat de invisible
<Gorev> angelllo da tu nu cumva ejti romik?
<angelllo> Gorev nea eu is gomic
150 [+1/1-] 2007-07-24 20:57:10 postat de `copilash
Se intalnesc doi prieteni:
- Ioane, scuza-ma, dar ieri am dormit cu sotia ta.
- Nu e nimic, Vasile, eu dorm cu ea in fiecare zi.
858 [+1/1-] 2009-06-02 23:46:59 postat de Arriana
Arriana> ma ofilesc de atita scris
<ionutuk> laasa
<ionutuk> nu te mai ofili
<Arriana> gata mii lenee
<Arriana> mor..
<ionutuk> nu muri acma
<ionutuk> mai stai
<Arriana> acum e ora
<ionutuk> nuu e
ionutuk> mai e
<Arriana> taci
<ionutuk> ok
<ionutuk> am tacut
:)))))
785 [+1/1-] 2009-01-13 20:36:11 postat de Igorash
[21:33] (@Serif) Serif ceva poze noi ? :)
[21:33]  • A intrat: Umanista` (Simpaticka@host-static-89-41-90-140.moldtelecom.md) pe #chisinau
[21:33] (@Serif) profil de hi5 ?
[21:33]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 104
[21:33]  • A intrat: DonCannabis (~D@DonCannabis.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:33]  • A iesit: Augusto (~lalala@August30.users.undernet.org)
[21:34] (@MrKry) loool
[21:34] * Quits: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[21:34] (@MrKry) Serif ai innebunit ?
[21:34]  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 103
[21:34]  [•Antentie•] : |Chisinau seteaza modul (+v) pentru DonCannabis
[21:34]  • A intrat: Bankir (~Sash@BeHappy.users.undernet.org) pe #chisinau
[21:34] (@MrKry) iti ceri hi5 singur de la tine?
[21:34] (@Serif) lol
[21:34] (@Serif) cred ca da
[21:34] (@Serif) credeam ca eu sunt MrKry
[21:34] (@Serif) m-ai incurcat
[21:34] (@Serif) :)
[21:34] (@Serif) abia m-am trezt
[21:34] (@MrKry) looooool
[21:34] (@Serif) si is somnoros
[21:34] (@Serif) :)

[21:38] -----<whois>----------------------------
[21:38] » Nick: Serif
[21:38] » Nume: When I discover who I am, I\'ll be free
[21:38] » Hostul: ~kry@MucLesBucLes.users.undernet.org
[21:38] » Canale: @#chisinau +#EoL @#sidenet #1 @#CS @#blacknet
[21:38] » Serverul: *.undernet.org
[21:38] » User: MucLesBucLes
[21:38] » S-a conectat: Tuesday 13/01/2009 21:09:52:152
[21:38] » Timpul idle: 36secs
[21:38] » Timp online: 28mins 27secs
[21:38] -----<whois>---------------------------
[21:38] -----<whois>----------------------------
[21:38] » Nick: MrKry
[21:38] » Nume: Fourier
[21:38] » Hostul: ~Fourier@Fourier.users.undernet.org
[21:38] » Canale: @#albaiulia @#unban #Academy @#chisinau @#opsunban @#HistoryOfUndernet @#md @#MOLDCELL @#Best-Friends @#banat @#MAMAIA @#GreenClub
[21:38] » Serverul: Helsinki.FI.EU.Undernet.org
[21:38] » User: Fourier
[21:38] » Hostul real: ~Fourier@nagios3.inet.de
[21:38] » Ip`ul real: 89.146.197.34
[21:38] » S-a conectat: Tuesday 13/01/2009 14:51:40:140
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80 [+1/1-] 2007-07-11 08:12:56 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Doua blonde merg cu masina printr-o comuna:
- Priveste ce cal frumos!
- Nu e cal, e purcel!
- Iti spun ca e cal! Purcelul coarne nu are!
592 [+1/1-] 2008-07-25 08:19:47 postat de Anonim
<_stripper}{> Ulma...poate te schimb??:D nu ai obosit ??:D
<_stripper}{> e deja 9:17
<_stripper}{> ))))
<_stripper}{> fat\"o tu nu ai dormit deja 5 ani 237zile 9 ore si 43min... poate e deajuns nu ??
<_stripper}{> :DD
<_stripper}{> ai obosit cumva ??:D
803 [+1/1-] 2009-02-15 11:36:32 postat de Igorash
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) si vashe ce fac eu am aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) a meu doarme da eu tar4esc aici
[12:33] (+skoliskaia) =)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) in rima =)
[12:34] (@rAdIkUtZ) fa`i un masaj, acolo jios, si sa vezi cum se trezeste ;)
[12:34] (@MrHustler) LoL
561 [+1/1-] 2008-06-27 17:05:24 postat de Zein
18:03 <Danik> ai privit protv ieri ?
18:03 <Chirtoaca> nish pentru mine
18:03 <Chirtoaca> nu
18:03 <Chirtoaca> da shi-o fost ?
18:04 <Danik> pe Chirtoaca il acuza cai homosexual
18:04 <Chirtoaca> :))
18:04 * Chirtoaca is now known as Zein
18:04 <Zein> :))))
18:04 <KINETON> lol
18:04 <Danik> hz :)
988 [+1/1-] 2010-02-22 19:47:57 postat de AliasX
(20:42:26) <@Ruben`> ba care i on?
(20:43:23) <@Pitbull`> nush
(20:43:36) <@Ruben`> da mi un scanner bun, k maine bag linuxu
(20:44:42) <@UmbraTa> wget http://ScaNer.Bun-pt.Ruben.org/armany/scanerbundelaARMANY.tgz
(20:44:57) <@Ruben`> mersi mult
(20:45:02) <@UmbraTa> cp
(20:45:13) <@MaLaSorTe> =)
339 [+1/1-] 2007-09-07 14:51:24 postat de dulceatza
}15:45{ <DJOKER> ZACEM LIUBITI, ZACEM STRADATI,VEDI VSE PUTI VEDUT B KRAVATI
}15:45{ * DJOKER was kicked by |Eurotel (excess caps ·1235·)
}15:45{ * Joins: DJOKER (~sergiuiva@host-89-41-76-120.moldtelecom.md)
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}15:45{ * Joins: DJOKER (~sergiuiva@host-89-41-76-120.moldtelecom.md)
}15:45{ * Ulma sets mode: +b *!*@host-89-41-76-120.moldtelecom.md
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:)
1009 [+1/1-] 2010-04-06 00:07:57 postat de Das)))
[01:04:55] * Das` slap Inkognito`
[01:05:28] *** Quits: Inkognito` (~Inkognito@Inkognito.users.undernet.org) (Quit)
[01:05:29] *** X sets mode: +l 75
[01:05:52] (Das`): s-a speriat...
[01:05:56] (Das`): :/
936 [+1/1-] 2009-12-01 19:53:26 postat de AliasX
-20:48:00- * Gabelu (~Corleone@MortiMatii.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: La multi ani romanilor,romilor,pizdelor si pulelor:)))si in special hackerilor:>....mesaj de 1 decembrie....(mircu iti fute viata,testat pe propria experienta))

Sia dat seama prea tirziu :-))
855 [+1/1-] 2009-05-29 03:00:29 postat de GanDjubas
<@malii`> [01:47] <GanDjubas> care ma vre?
<GanDjubas> pai...deajuns sa nu ghindeshti ka un gay shi o sa intelegi kum ma explik=))
<@malii`> ^Dj_kid^ auzi dap tu cu asa niste ropuneri
<^Dj_kid^> pai cineva ma invitat ....eu am intrat shi am intrebat kare ma vre...in sens pe kanal..
<^Dj_kid^> sa zis kare vre sa ma aiba atunci alt vorba
<@malii`> ^Dj_kid^ ap eu de asta siti spun exprimate normal
<@malii`> ca gay pe chan nus
<^Dj_kid^> pai nici nu kaut gey
<@malii`> si paote sa gasi vreo unu sati rupa bukusoara
<^Dj_kid^> eshti uniku kare o inteles exprimarea ka de gay
<^Dj_kid^> sa fost exprimare de gay kred ka nu erai singurul a imi face observatie
<@malii`> `Ciuva4oK`}{}{}{:)
P.S...Lol gay pe kanal nus???
1046 [+1/1-] 2010-08-09 18:57:21 postat de bandit ®
[19:09:35] -adryan`s:#linusteam- baaaa vreu o arhiva de scan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:10:02] <@`bo> www.arhive-de.scan.com/praf.tgz
[19:10:10] <@adryan`s> e buna?
[19:10:12] <@adryan`s> are send mail?
[19:10:13] <@adryan`s> =))
[19:10:13] <@`bo> da
[19:10:15] <@`bo> nu
[19:14:57] <@adryan`s> `bo
[19:14:57] <@adryan`s> Connecting to www.arhive-de.scan.com|208.87.149.250|:80... connected.
[19:14:57] <@adryan`s> HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 404 Not Found
[19:14:57] <@adryan`s> 21:29:07 ERROR 404: Not Found.
275 [+1/1-] 2007-08-17 15:57:56 postat de dulceatza
Vine sotul tarziu acasa, sotia nu-i da drumul. El ii spune:
- Am adus flori pentru cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume!
Sotia deschide usa si intreaba:
- Unde sunt florile?
- Dar unde e cea mai frumoasa femeie?
434 [+2/1-] 2007-12-10 04:38:57 postat de ReSpEcTu`
[04:26] <gigo> nu vorbiti nimeni pe mirc
[04:26] <ReSpEcTu`> de ce? facem greva? ;)
630 [+1/1-] 2008-08-10 16:51:48 postat de xxxxxx
(17:46:50) [®] (@Igorash`) scumpo :*
(17:46:58) [•Ame•] ANDY\\\\\\\\ is listening: NU ma uita [04:48/192Kbps]
(17:47:08)  • A intrat: Stefi- (Stefi@79.114.232.68)
(17:47:08) [®] (@fanamana4ka) )))
(17:47:12) [®] (@fanamana4ka) cui ii zici ?
(17:47:16) [®] (@Igorash`) tie
(17:47:22) [®] (@fanamana4ka) nu ma numi asa
(17:47:32) [®] (@Igorash`) dc?
(17:47:33) [®] (@fanamana4ka) ca nu-s scumpa
(17:47:35)  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 150
(17:47:36) [®] (ANDY\\\\\\\\) :)
(17:47:44) [®] (ANDY\\\\\\\\) fanamana4ka daca esti ieftina te cumpar eu :D
14(1517:47:4914) [®] 4( @fanamana4ka 4) ;)
14(1517:47:5114) [®] 12( @Igorash` 12) :)))
197 [+1/1-] 2007-07-31 16:01:08 postat de pisy:)
Sotul se intoarce acasa si vede pe sotia sa in pat cu amantul, striga:
- Cine e?
Sotia:
- In sfarsit o intrebare cat de cat desteapta.
Apoi, intorcandu-se catre amant, il intreaba:
- Ma scuzi, scumpule, cum te cheama?
1018 [+1/1-] 2010-05-03 21:22:56 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
[22:19:35] <arinel> IshiuJenu unde-i Jenya?
[22:19:46] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :))))))))))))))))))
[22:19:46] <IshiuJenu> kare jenya arinel
[22:19:53] * IshiuJenu is now known as BimB0
[22:19:55] <arinel> IshiuJenu dap nu-l cauti tu pe Jenya? :)
[22:19:56] <BimB0> :P
[22:20:00] <BimB0> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:20:04] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))))))))
[22:20:12] <arinel> :))
[22:20:13] <BimB0> Nevestku na ishiu da nu pe jenea :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[22:20:19] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))))
[22:20:34] <arinel> :)
[22:20:35] <+Life`s_Good> :P
828 [+1/1-] 2009-04-16 16:02:39 postat de bandit
[16:59:49] <@damn> doamne am facut dush
[16:59:52] <@damn> m-am parfumat
[16:59:54] <@damn> detoate
[16:59:58] <@damn> ce bine mirso
[17:00:01] <@tux> esti dai dreq
[17:00:01] <@damn> masi fute odata singur
[17:00:02] <@damn> :\">
615 [+1/1-] 2008-07-31 12:18:07 postat de _psihologul{
1. Dragostea eterna dureaza 3 luni.
2. De ce sa bei si sa conduci... cand poti sa fumezi si si zbori!
3. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor... suntem si asa destul de multi.
4. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.
5. Inteligenta ma urmareste... dar eu sunt mai rapid
6. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
7. Nu sunt complet inutil... cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ pentru altii.
8. A gresi este omeneste... totusi, a da vina pe altul este si 9. 9.Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni... dar de ce sa risti?
10. Alcoolul omoara incet incet... nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.
10:). Eu nu sufar de nebunie... ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.
11. Este bine sa lasi bautura... insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o.
12. Banii nu fac fericirea... o cumpara gata facuta.
484 [+2/1-] 2008-02-13 21:19:47 postat de sweeper
[20.39.36] petrovici22 says: we arunka pe ftp graieste moldoveneshte
[20.39.48] xx says: okay
[20.39.55] xx says: amus iti dau ling
[20.40.05] petrovici22 says: lol
[20.40.07] petrovici22 says: turbashiune, trezeshte-te
[20.40.21] xx says: link wei..
[20.40.22] xx says: :)
93 [+1/1-] 2007-07-13 20:27:02 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
}21:21{ <Teodic> !v solo35`
}21:21{ * |r0b0t sets mode: -v Teodic
}21:21{ * _Das is now known as qpAHTuK
}21:21{ <Teodic> loool
825 [+2/3-] 2009-04-15 02:52:53 postat de MarcyLove
O femeie avea un amant care o vizita cand sotul era plecat la serviciu.

Intr-una din zile fiul ei de 9 ani
se ascunde in sifonierul din dormitor.
Ea il primeste pe amant si sotul ei vine acasa pe neasteptate,
asa ca ea il ascunde pe amant tot in sifonier.

Baietelul spune \\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Barbatul sopteste \\\"Da, este .\\\"

Baiatul -\\\"Am o minge de baseball.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Foarte bine.\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Vrei s-o cumperi?\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Nu, multumesc.\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Tata e afara.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"OK, cat costa?\\\"
Baiatul - \\\"$250.\\\"

Peste o saptamana, cei doi nimeresc din nou impreuna in sifonier.
Baiatul -\\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Da, este ..\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"Am o manusa de baseball.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Cat vrei pe ea?\\\"
Baiatul -\\\"$750.\\\"
Barbatul -\\\"Fie..\\\"

Dupa cateva zile, tatal ii spune baiatului :

\\\"Ia-ti mingea si manusa si hai afara sa jucam baseball.\\\"
Baiatul: \\\"Nu pot. Le-am vandut.\\\"
Tatal: \\\"Si cu cat le-ai vandut?\\\"
Fiul: \\\"$1000.\\\"
Tatal spune \\\"Nu e frumos sa-ti jefuiesti prietenii
asa. Te duc la biserica,
trebuie sa te spovedesti\\\".
Se duc la biserica si tatal il pune pe baietel sa
intre in confesional si inchide usa .......
Baiatul: \\\"E intuneric aici.\\\"
Preotul: \\\"Iar incepi?
212 [+1/1-] 2007-08-04 10:37:47 postat de dulceatza
La parintii fetei au venit parintii mirelui.
- Fata voastra poate face ceva?
- Vai, nici nu vorbiti! - raspund parintii miresei si intreaba la randul lor:
- Dar baiatul vostru?
- Vai, nici nu intrebati!
357 [+2/1-] 2007-09-14 12:28:37 postat de :P
- Jora, cumpãrã-ti un slip de baie mai mare! Toatã scula ti-e pe-afarã...
Bãrbatul replicã jignit:
- Toatã? Jumãtate faw!
906 [+180/179-] 2009-09-18 22:55:56 postat de anonym
[23:51:59] <+[C]iuva4oK> vaflik
[23:52:03] * X sets mode: +l 107
[23:52:09] <+[C]iuva4oK> valik* nu vsio uda4i tebe
[23:52:15] <CAMPARI> :)))))))))
[23:52:16] <+SILVERON> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[23:52:27] <MySpace> .b3 [C]iuva4oK Sledi za slavami i sio budet oke !!
[23:52:28] * [C]iuva4oK was kicked by X ((Umka) (MySpace) Sledi za slavami i sio budet oke !!)
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