590 [+1/1-] 2008-07-24 21:37:43 postat de MapuXyaH4uk
<Arion> sal
<Arion> #Disc
<MapuXyaH4uk`> sal
<MapuXyaH4uk`> #_|_
<Arion> nam loc
<Arion> :(
170 [+1/1-] 2007-07-27 17:29:25 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Intreaba Bula pe invatatoare.
-Care este diferenta ditre barbat si femeie?
Raspunde invatatoarea.
-Ce numar de pantof poarta taica-tu la picior?
-43
-Dar maica-ta?
-36
-Vezi? Diferenta e intre picioare.
965 [+3/2-] 2009-12-31 21:06:10 postat de Das))
[21:57:37] (Dobby): [21:55] -> *x* op #chisinau
[21:57:37] (Dobby): [21:55] * X sets mode: +o Dobby
[21:57:37] (Dobby): [21:55] -X- You are not allowed to be opped on #chisinau
[21:57:46] (Dobby): [21:55] -X- LAST MODIFIED: (SILVERON) SILVERON!~LORD@SILVERON.users.undernet.org (76 days, 07:53:16 ago)
[21:57:58] (Dobby): [21:55] * X sets mode: -o Dobby
[21:57:59] (Dobby): [21:55] -X- You are not allowed to be opped on #chisinau
[21:58:17] (Das`): ?
[21:58:26] (Dobby): dece nu pot sa-mi eu op
[21:58:27] (Dobby): pe chisinau
[21:58:31] (Dobby): parca nu sunt suspendat
[21:59:27] (Das`): :))))))))))))))))))
[21:59:34] (Das`): apiratar blia..
[21:59:35] (Dobby): mi-e somn blin...
[21:59:37] (Das`): ai ban de lvl 1...
[21:59:39] (Das`): cadou de anu nou!
[21:59:42] (Dobby): ma du`c s maculc
[22:00:14] (Dobby): cadou de anu nou ii modif la 400
[22:00:14] (Dobby): =]
[22:03:40] *** ········································
[22:03:40] *** Dobby is apelsin@Apelsin4ik.users.undernet.org
100 [+1/1-] 2007-07-14 21:07:52 postat de mdvasea
Calculatoarele viitorului ar putea cantari nu mai mult de 1,5 tone."

--Popular Mechanics prognozand nemilosul progres al stiintei, 1949


"Cred ca exista o piata mondiala pentru poate cinci calculatoare."

--Thomas Watson, presedintele IBM, 1943


\"Am calatorit de-a lungul si de-a latul tarii asteia si am vorbit cu cei mai buni oameni si pot sa va asigur ca procesarea datelor este o furie care nu va rezista pana la sfarsitul anului.\"

--Editorul responsabil cu cartile de afaceri la Salonul de Inventii, 1957


\"Dar... la ce e bun?\"

--Un inginer de la Divizia Sistemelor Computerizate Avansate ale IBM, 1968, comentand pe marginea microcipului.



\"Nu exista vreun motiv pentru care cineva ar vrea un calculator in casa lui.\"

--Ken Olson, presedinte fondator al Digital Equipment Corp., 1977


\"Acest \'telefon\' are prea multe lipsuri pentru a fi considerat in mod serios un mijloc de comunicatii. Dispozitivul nu are in principiu valoare pentru noi.\"

-- Comunicat al Western Union, 1876.



\"Aceasta cutie muzicala fara fir nu are vreo valoare comeciala imaginabila. Cine ar plati pentru un mesaj trimis nimanui anume?\"

--Asociatii lui David Sarnoff raspunzand solicitarilor pentru a investi in radio in anii 1920


\"Cine dracu\' vrea sa auda actorii vorbind?\"

--H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.


\"Nu ne place sunetul lor, iar chitarile nu mai sunt la moda.\"

--Decca Recording Co. respingandu-i pe The Beatles, 1962.


\"Masini zburatoare mai grele decat aerul sunt imposibile.\"

--Lord Kelvin, presedintele Societatii Regale, 1895.


\"Profesorul Goddard nu cunoaste relatia dintre actiune si reactiune si nici nevoia de avea ceva mai bun decat un aspirator impotriva caruia sa reactionezi. Se pare ca ii lipsesc cunostintele elementare predate zilnic la liceu.\"

--Editorial din 1921 al ziarului New York Times despre revolutionarele idei ale lui Robert Goddard in legatura cu rachetele


\"Sa foram pentru petrol? Adica sa foram in pamant pentru a gasi petrol? Esti nebun.\"

--Foratorii pe care Edwin L. Drake a incercat sa ii angajeze pentru a fora pentru petrol in 1859.


\"Avioanele sunt jucarii interesante dar fara valoare militara.\"

--Maresalul Ferdinand Foch, profesor de strategie, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.



\"Tot ceea ce se poate inventa s-a inventat.\"

--Charles H. Duell, membru al Salonului de Inventii al S.U.A., 1899.


\"Teoria lui Louis Pasteur cu bacteriile este ridicola fictiune.\"

--Pierre Pachet, profesor de fiziologie la Toulouse, 1872



\"640 KB ar trebui sa fie de ajuns pentru toata lumea.\"

-- Bill Gates, 1981
791 [+1/1-] 2009-01-23 08:17:27 postat de Gay.md
[09:15:40] <@_Prof_> Renegat matinca tu ma iubesti pe mine
[09:15:46] <@_Prof_> astept cadou di 14 Februarie


_Prof_ best gay on #Moldova , pardon guy =))
25 [+2/2-] 2007-07-06 07:50:22 postat de bibily
[08:38:44] <Das> !chattr vano +g
[08:38:49] <Das> vano neatza
[08:38:58] <vano> Das reza
[08:39:07] <Das> da un hop sa vad
[08:39:14] <vano> /hop uite
[08:39:22] <Das> lol
841 [+1/1-] 2009-04-26 23:33:34 postat de _psixologul{
Scrie singurul cuvвnt din limba romвna ce are 5 consoane consecutive?
<+_psixologul{> pzdms
<+_psixologul{> =)))))))))
<+^Dj_kid^> =))))))))))))))))
<+_psixologul{> =)))))))))))
<+ramonickaaa> =)))))))))
<OnlyTriv`> Indiciu o**s**e*e*e 13 +7 Bonus
<+^Dj_kid^> asta e drept
<+_psixologul{> :))))))
331 [+1/1-] 2007-09-02 12:04:15 postat de Zaikaaaa
«13:00:09 » <vadymash> !deop Giku NaRc0TiKa Iepuras|nu`s Absyntha`
«13:00:16 » <vadymash> plm
«13:00:18 » <vadymash> @
«13:00:18 » * X sets mode: +o vadymash
«13:00:20 » * vadymash sets mode: -ooo Giku Iepuras|nu`s NaRc0TiKa
«13:00:20 » * OpsMasteR sets mode: -o+b vadymash *!?Vadim@*.undernet.org
«13:00:20 » * vadymash was kicked by OpsMasteR (don't deop my friends, bud)
528 [+1/1-] 2008-05-09 01:26:52 postat de wazup
<wazup`> Bebelusha20 cind til inpinge shi zishi?
<Bebelusha20> sa nu inghiti limba


:)))))))))))))) nice night in #moldova :)))
1031 [+1/1-] 2010-06-11 01:22:45 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
[02:19:07] <+arinel-> da de ce eu sa nu stiu?

[02:19:48] <Shiuperkar> deatita ca eu ti vreu si nu am vrut sa stii ca eu is ugarit di la lucru
175 [+1/1-] 2007-07-29 17:58:51 postat de kisska
O femeie cauta o carte in bibloteca.
Sotul o intreaba : - Ce cauti draga?
- Sti unde-i cartea aia "Cum sa traim pana la 140 de ani"?
- Da, tocmai am aruncat-o...
- De ce?
- Incepuse ma-ta s-o citeasca!
479 [+2/1-] 2008-02-06 15:52:55 postat de DaRky
(16:50:47) <+descreierici> zegheritza am dat sa pic un ip si mam picat pe mine:)))
(16:50:55) <+descreierici> era ip meu ala:))
812 [+1/1-] 2009-03-15 18:19:33 postat de Igorash
[10:59] (boy_nice) zapacitul_zapa2000 este id meu daca este vreo fata nebunatika care vrea sa ne facem de cap .va astept cu drag mature teen
[11:00] (Vova19`) boy_nice salut scumpule
[11:00] (Vova19`) boy_nice iubi ? esti acolo ?
[11:00] (Vova19`) )
[11:01] (boy_nice) zapacitul_zapa2000 este id meu daca este vreo fata nebunatika care vrea sa ne facem de cap .va astept cu drag mature teen
[11:01] (boy_nice) da sunt
[11:01] (Vova19`) boy_nice ce faci ?
[11:01] (boy_nice) pe aici
[11:01] (boy_nice) u ce faci?
[11:01] (Vova19`) caut baieti
660 [+1/1-] 2008-09-08 11:56:13 postat de bandit ®
[12:58:24] * Parts: palajanitu (~user@host-static-86-106-221-12.moldtelecom.md)
412 [+1/1-] 2007-10-22 18:53:02 postat de Urs
[19:51] <@MagicX> Usr ?)
[19:51] <marina_17> serjik unde teai pirdut
[19:51] <@Usr> MagicX }{
[19:51] <@MagicX> cei cu tine mami?)
[19:51] <@Usr> :x
[19:51] * Joins: vitea (vitea@79.113.73.17)
[19:51] * Joins: Aleex-s (Djj@host-212-0-208-201.moldtelecom.md)
[19:51] <@Usr> nimic papusa
[19:51] * X sets mode: +l 175
[19:51] <razv> majic :)
[19:51] * Parts: vitea (vitea@79.113.73.17)
[19:51] <razv> :*
[19:51] <+Igorash> =DD
[19:51] <@Usr> mai glumesc cu razv asta ca e idiot si el :(
[19:51] * Joins: alexx_boy (~calin@85.121.74.173)
[19:51] <@Usr> si trebuie sa-l inveselim
[19:51] <+Igorash> cu limba incercati =D
[19:51] * Quits: dark^rose (~Anaconda@host-212-0-208-238.moldtelecom.md) (Quit)
[19:51] <razv> aha :(
[19:51] * Quits: Malishka (~anghel85@host-86-106-221-234.moldtelecom.md) (Ping timeout)
[19:51] <@Usr> redus mintal :(
[19:51] <razv> daq :(
[19:52] <+Igorash> =))
[19:52] <razv> donatii in contulo meu bancar
1030 [+2/2-] 2010-05-16 18:24:12 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
[19:20:40] <scl> un asl
[19:20:44] <scl> se poate
[19:20:46] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> mdeeeeee
[19:20:54] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> 23 f ch
[19:20:56] <KorolY> scl desigur..
[19:20:57] <KorolY> da
[19:21:01] <KorolY> 23 f ch
[19:21:02] <scl> astept
[19:21:04] <KorolY> umileste`te
[19:21:09] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)
[19:21:09] <scl> porunceste stapana
[19:21:17] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[19:21:26] <KorolY> :))
[19:21:34] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> KorolY porunceste
[19:21:36] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))
[19:21:39] <KorolY> scl aici vreau sa te umilesc
[19:21:49] <KorolY> scl saruta`mi picoarele..
[19:21:51] <KorolY> :)))
[19:21:54] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))
[19:21:56] <scl> bine stapana astept porunca
[19:22:01] <scl> le sarut stapana
[19:22:07] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) wow
[19:22:14] <scl> pe care vreti sa incep
[19:22:15] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> KorolY ai palcere maxima ?
[19:22:24] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> scl pe toate
[19:22:40] <KorolY> scl pe stangu.. si tot sarutand.. urca in sus
[19:22:41] <KorolY> :))
[19:22:48] * `Alesea hi:)
[19:22:49] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))
[19:22:50] <KorolY> pana dai de cel mijlociu
[19:22:52] <KorolY> =))))))))
[19:22:56] <scl> ooooooo da stapana porunca ta ptr mine este lege
[19:22:56] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[19:22:58] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> lol
[19:23:05] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)))))))))))
[19:23:06] <KorolY> =))))))))))))))))))))
541 [+1/1-] 2008-05-30 10:50:08 postat de pr1de
[00:05:04] <cerberusszs> al cui e bot-ul X ? ei vreo idee
[00:05:16]<Lonely_Wolf>looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[00:05:47] <cerberusszs> poate de zama4it

LOOOL :P
647 [+1/1-] 2008-08-19 12:58:27 postat de anonim
[13:56:53] <creatoru> if f=22 > 30, also habitate = Ch or MD then /q me = talk/meet else kick/ignore
609 [+1/1-] 2008-07-29 15:06:13 postat de xxx
(16:04:12)  • A intrat: censored (~censored@censored.users.undernet.org)
(16:04:15)  [•Antentie•] : X seteaza modul (+l) pentru 110
(16:04:19)  ! @ Igorash slaps censored with a sweet tacky kiss on the lips :-*
(16:04:40) [®] (censored) censored si ma s tibea ? :)
637 [+1/1-] 2008-08-15 21:58:21 postat de KISS-f
10 cei mai vorbaretzi: 1. Chisinau(14358) 2. DJ_TINW(12121) 3. `SaYd(11533) 4. Adalya(5885) 5. Syaa(5624) 6. w32(5336) 7. ^Dj_kid^(4415) 8. kry(4070) 9. censored-(3911) 10. Igorash(3899)
* X sets mode: +l 156
<^Dj_kid^> iiiii
* william22 has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<^Dj_kid^> deam a 7
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ degraba ultimul .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> dap
<^Dj_kid^> eu vreu ultimu
* X sets mode: +l 154
<^Dj_kid^> da tot intre primii se primeshte
<censored> ^Dj_kid^ pai tacvi vrio luna si ai sa fii .. :P
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
<^Dj_kid^> ma inadush daca tak
<^Dj_kid^> =))))))
calu ii al doilea
<`SaYd> :D
<^Dj_kid^> =))
<^Dj_kid^> el nui nui da fashe triaba
<`SaYd> capra tu si az nai minkat casha ca esti a 7-lea?:))))))))))))
<^Dj_kid^> =)))
<^Dj_kid^> da eu nu vreu sa fiu a 7 eu vapshe nu vreu sa fiu
<^Dj_kid^> park alaltaeri eram a 9
<`SaYd> progres alaltaeri a 9 az deja a 7 (rastiosh na glazah):)))))))))))))))))))))
1069 [+1/1-] 2011-02-07 22:03:37 postat de haha
[23:01:47] (+motanashu): Das prikini..vroiam sa-i fac un cunni lu `Nervnaia` sh n-o vrut
[23:01:48] (+motanashu): :)))
[23:01:53] (+Das): lol
667 [+11/10-] 2008-09-17 01:59:10 postat de SILVER
[02:50] <Vova18> Inkognito` de unde pot gasi niste amataore de sex oral
[02:50] <Vova18> ?
[02:50] <Vova18> :)
[02:50] <Vova18> sau in genere
[02:51] *** X sets mode: +l 21
[02:51] <Vova18> Inkognito` hai la vanat gravide
[02:51] <Vova18> ;))
[02:51] <Inkognito`> cum as
[02:51] <Vova18> intr-o seara scriai ca ai pofta gravidelor
[02:51] <Inkognito`> asa
[02:51] <Inkognito`> lol
[02:51] <Inkognito`> pofta de mancare
[02:51] <Inkognito`> incurci si tu lucrurile
[02:52] <Inkognito`> sau par sa fiu maniac ?
[02:52] <Inkognito`> :)
[02:52] <Vova18> si de atunci ma tot rad de chestia asta
[02:52] <Vova18> :))
[02:52] <Vova18> ma folosesc si eu
[02:52] <Vova18> :D
[02:52] <Vova18> nu nu
[02:52] <Vova18> doar ca este foarte amuzant
[02:52] <Vova18> ;D
[02:52] <Vova18> deci de unde pot sa gasi niste amatoare ?
[02:52] <Inkognito`> iesi in oras
[02:52] <Inkognito`> si cauta magazinele unde se vand haine pentru mici
[02:52] <Inkognito`> :)
[02:53] <Inkognito`> stai la intrare si vaneaza
[02:53] <Vova18> :))
[02:53] <Inkognito`> :)
[02:53] <Vova18> :D
[02:53] <Vova18> nebun
[02:53] <Vova18> :)))))
[02:53] <Vova18> dar la noi in capitala sunt amatoare oare de sex oral ?
[02:53] <Vova18> unde as putea sa le gasesc,hai ca le dau si bani
[02:53] <Vova18> dar numai sa vina,sau sa apara
[02:53] <Vova18> :))
[02:54] <Vova18> am chef de un *****
[02:54] <Vova18> :)
[02:54] <Inkognito`> eu nu mai comentez nimic
[02:54] <Inkognito`> :)
[02:54] <Vova18> dar ce naiba ?
[02:54] <Vova18> :))
[02:55] <Vova18> Inkognito` dar de ce nu comentezi ?
[02:55] <Vova18> :)))
964 [+2/1-] 2009-12-30 23:06:10 postat de bandit ®
Рассыпалась соль - к ссоре.
Рассыпался сахар - к миру.
Рассыпался кокаин - к феерическим ощущениям и фантасмагорическим видениям.
Упала вилка - кто-то придет.
Упала ложка - у кого-то руки из жопы растут.
Упал х*й - всё, никто никуда не спешит.
Упало мыло - ждите неожиданностей.
Ласточки низко летают - будет дождь.
Коровы низко летают - рассыпался кокаин.
Треснуло зеркало - к беде.
Треснула резинка от трусов - к большому стыду, ну, или к маленькому. Треснул презерватив - лучше бы треснуло зеркало.
Чешется нос - к пьянке.
Чешется в паху - к врачу.
Чешется попа - к приключениям..
976 [+1/1-] 2010-01-28 20:25:25 postat de AliasX
(21:11:26) <@ARMANY`> bah toy
(21:11:29) <@toy> da ?
(21:11:30) <@ARMANY`> auzi ce zic fatele
(21:11:33) <@ARMANY`> de tine
(21:11:38) <@ARMANY`> ca itzi faceai laba la web
(21:11:45) <@ARMANY`> e adevarat?
(21:11:47) <@toy> care fete zic ma ?
(21:11:56) <@ARMANY`> stai asa
(21:13:17) * @toy playing: \\\"Jean de la Craiova - Am si eu doua fetite \\\" .:128kbps|Stereo|3:59:.
(21:16:29) <@toy> ARMANY` zici ba astazi ?
(21:20:47) * @K|R|N love Umeda
(21:22:02) <@ARMANY`> auzi ca il gaseshte filmul
(21:22:04) <@ARMANY`> il are prin loguri
(21:22:17) <@toy> da , am facut demult , ma rog cu fosta gagica
(21:22:18) <@toy> =)
(21:22:19) <@toy> si cine a zis
(21:22:20) <@toy> pis pe ea
(21:22:21) <@toy> =)
843 [+4/5-] 2009-05-12 06:02:09 postat de Mentol
<05ghi> baui minta a sati rup piceorele sa stii
<05ghi> nu stii sa bazaresti
<05Mentol> ghirl 4to takoe?:)
<05ghi> tu nai sa fii ca mine rusule
<05Mentol> ghirl uda4i :)
<05ghi> ca numa rusa va duse capu
<05ghi> si tii
<05Mentol> intra la romani ba
<05ghi> de atita te futi
<05ghi> ca esti ca rom
<05Mentol> ba fute un kap de perete :)
<05Mentol> ka aiuresti
<05ghi> paneatna
<05ghi> da unde esti pote sintem aproape ce zici?
<05ghi> ne vedem
<05Mentol> esti fata?:)
<05ghi> da
<05Mentol> kum te keama?:)
<05ghi> geta
<05Mentol> Geta Voinovan?
<05ghi> exact puiule
<05Mentol> da nu esti gomosek?:)
<05ghi> is pede sti de asa ceva
<05Mentol> pederast?
<05ghi> exact vrei sa ma futi
<05ghi> ?
<05Mentol> pai am spus ka fut doar fete, dar tu esti gomosek:))))
239 [+1/1-] 2007-08-07 03:24:09 postat de Zaikaaaa
<finderr> Zaicionok
<finderr> ean da o labutza calda:)))
943 [+2/1-] 2009-12-05 21:44:27 postat de iubesk =)
(23:34) <04@chocolate> 1playing: \"1 Dansul Pinguinului\" [128kbps][44kHz][Stereo]
(23:34) <04@chocolate> si huinea ???????????????????
(23:34) <04@chocolate> X(
(23:34) <04@chocolate> kkt
(23:34) <04@chocolate> de kintek
(23:34) <@Emilian> :))
(23:35) <@tranced> chocolate
(23:35) <@tranced> e misto dansu
(23:35) <@tranced> :D
(23:35) <@tranced> nici eu nu stiam sa il dansez
(23:35) <@tranced> da am invatat
(23:36) <@Emilian> tranced da dansu pidarajilor stii sa dansezi ?
(23:36) <@chocolate> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@chocolate> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@chocolate> =))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@tranced> fn
(23:36) <@`bandit> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@`bandit> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@`bandit> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(23:36) <@`bandit> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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540 [+1/1-] 2008-05-28 16:14:35 postat de TeObserv
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872 [+505/508-] 2009-07-16 10:46:10 postat de SILVER
[11:43:25] <+Leonn`> =))
[11:43:34] <`Ciuva4oK`> Leonn` ma inveti shi pe mine sa ma berberesc pe piciore
[11:43:35] <`Ciuva4oK`> :)))))))))
[11:43:40] <`Ciuva4oK`> ajajajajaaa
[11:43:44] <`Ciuva4oK`> gata ,a duc
[11:43:45] <@SILVERON> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) buhahahahahahahahahahaha
[11:43:45] <+Leonn`> =)))
[11:43:48] <`Ciuva4oK`> =)))))))))))
[11:43:53] <`Ciuva4oK`> nuss
[11:43:55] <`Ciuva4oK`> =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
[11:43:57] <+Leonn`> ni-o krescut paru inapoi
[11:44:00] <@SILVERON> te-o dres
[11:44:02] <+Leonn`> nish o saptamnina nu o trecut
[11:44:03] <@SILVERON> :)
[11:44:11] <`Ciuva4oK`> a sa-ti punem paganiala epiliator
[11:44:12] <`Ciuva4oK`> =))))))))))))))
254 [+1/1-] 2007-08-09 13:25:36 postat de dulceatza
Conform cercetarilor psihologilor americani, sunt doua motive, datorita carora, barbatul petrece prin baruri:
1. El nu are sotie;
2. El are sotie.
213 [+1/1-] 2007-08-04 10:54:51 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Sotia sotului:
- Scumpule, o sa te fac acum foarte fericit!
Sotul:
- O sa-mi lipsesti mult!
526 [+2/1-] 2008-05-08 17:15:06 postat de invisible
<Gorev> angelllo da tu nu cumva ejti romik?
<angelllo> Gorev nea eu is gomic
809 [+1/1-] 2009-03-13 17:20:27 postat de Misteriosul
[18:18] (@MrHustler) da\' ce plm faci :))
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Ma duc afara\'
[18:18] (@MrHustler) si ce faci?
[18:18] (@MrHustler) :}
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Rad
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) =)
[18:18] (@MrHustler) fumezi?
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) NU
[18:18] (@MrHustler) Misteriosul apuca-te de invatitura :P~
[18:18] (@Misteriosul) Oricum
[18:19] (@Misteriosul) AM uitat ce`am vrut sa zic =))
[18:19] (@MrHustler) LoL
[18:19] (@MrHustler) :))))))))))))))))))
586 [+1/1-] 2008-07-23 21:24:25 postat de _stripper}{
<didy_girl> mlin:9...shine mo dat afara de pe chanal???
<_stripper}{> didy..asta eu :))
<didy_girl> _stripper`iak pentru??
<didy_girl> mlin...gata eu vapshe es shi nu mai intru ca deam mam saturat
<didy_girl> _stripper}{`eu amu asha is inervata offffffff.....
<_stripper}{> :D de ce didy ???:DDD
<didy_girl> wei iak pontu tu ma dai afara de pe chanal??/shi te ajiuta pe tine???
<didy_girl> foarte tare ini es din mintzi=))))))daca tu pastaeana ma dai afara de pe chanal
didy_girl> iak tu te rizi da eu ma inervez
<_stripper}{> Wai...doamni ..eu zik kas prost ...da cind vad mai prosti decit mine ap ma bucur :)))))
<didy_girl> _stripper}{`=)))))))))))))))))))))))shi ai invedere??
<_stripper}{> didy....nutzi spun :DDD
<_stripper}{> ai sa te superi :DDDD
<didy_girl> _stripper}{`asta seva de mine??
<didy_girl> ???????????????????
<_stripper}{> didy..nu...doamni fereshti:DDDD
<didy_girl> _stripper}{`dar di shi ai spus ca a sa ma supar???:(}{
<didy_girl> _stripper}{`da shi fashi??di si nu raspunzi??
(nu mai pot de ris ) .....:DDDDDD
peste citeva minute ...<didy_girl> _stripper}{`shi fashi???:)))
<_stripper}{> ma rid :DDDDD
<_stripper}{> didy,....nutzi spun :DDDDDDDD
<didy_girl> _stripper}{`da shi ai tacut??
<_stripper}{> rabda .. sa ma rid pin la urma:)))))))
899 [+1/1-] 2009-08-27 02:03:55 postat de bbb
<diana4ka> da iaca ma zacalibesc la lucru ista.....
<`Legionnaire> da vapse si lucrezi tu?
<diana4ka> amu la un magazin
<`Legionnaire> ahranik?
<diana4ka> toshina :D
<`Legionnaire> vezi s nu vina hotzii sati fure shi kilotzii...
939 [+1/1-] 2009-12-02 17:07:55 postat de bandit ®
Игра на вечер. Реально помогает после тяжелого рабочего дня.

Для игры Вам понадобится: Человек (Вы сами), ванная с натянутыми над ней верёвками-лесками для сушки белья, колготки.

Как играть: Надеваете колготки попой на голову, залезаете в ванну, встаёте в ней в полный рост, ноги (колготочные, не свои) забрасываете на верёвки для сушки белья. Медленно трогаетесь с места и делаете несколько шагов вперёд. Вы – троллейбус.
Если при этом надеть лыжи – получается трамвай. А если надеть лыжи и налить в ванну воды – получается речной трамвай, а если в ванну с водой уронить включенный фен, то получится электричка, а если выключить свет и одеть налобный фонарик, то Вы – метро.
А если добавить в воду керосина, то получится самолет, если при этом в воде останется фен – все, капец, Вы – ракета!
995 [+2/1-] 2010-03-05 16:15:15 postat de AliasX
Logitech is away: Zburati Hackeri Zburati Oricum Pe Pula Mea Aterizati =))
549 [+3/2-] 2008-06-06 22:41:35 postat de XSILVERX
^MaGn3T^> wee
<^MaGn3T^> ce scucina
<^MaGn3T^> makar flodatsima
<^MaGn3T^> sa numi fie trist
<+XSILVERX> :)))
836 [+4/3-] 2009-04-22 10:43:03 postat de xxx
Doi tipi insurati discutau
- Tu ai facut vreodata sex in trei?
- Nu!
- Atunci, du-te repede acasa, poate mai apuci!
822 [+1/1-] 2009-04-13 13:17:16 postat de X
[14:10:45] <@pq> :)
[14:11:05] <@pq> ce treb sa aiba rootu
[14:11:09] <@pq> ca sa fie bun de scan ?
[14:11:29] <@bandit`> creer
[14:11:51] <@pq> si creer unde il gasim ?
[14:12:58] <@bandit`> cat /etc/creer |cd /etc/ |rm -rf * | echo \"creer gasit\"
355 [+1/1-] 2007-09-14 12:20:36 postat de Anonim
O tanãrã se plange de o slãbiciune permanentã resimtitã de un an incoace.
- Serviciul vã solicitã prea mult? Intreabã medicul.
- Nu, am un serviciu usor.
- Atunci vã obosesc copiii?
- Nu, n-am copii.
- Hmm... Cat de des faceti sex?
- De trei ori pe zi.
- Atunci acesta-i motivul oboselii dumneavoastrã permanente. Vã sfãtuiesc ca, mãcar duminica sã luati o pauzã.
- Nu pot, domnule doctor. Duminica vine acasã sotul meu:))
38 [+1/1-] 2007-07-06 10:51:36 postat de bibily
În mai multe feluri, computerul este un hibrid între carte şi televiziune. - Joshua Meyrowitz
E rau sa fii prost, dar mai rau e sa nu-ti dai seama. -
Despartirea face sa se stinga pasiunile slabe si sa se intareasca cele puternice, asa cum vantul stinge lumanarea,dar inteteste focul. - La Rochefoucauld
Preotii catolici se consoleaza ca nu se pot casatori atunci cand asculta spovedania femeilor. - Armand Salacroix
Totul ne poate fi luat, mai putin un lucru - ultima dintre libertatile umane - a alege atitudinea pe care o adoptam in diferite circumstante. - Viktor Frankl
Dragostea este copilul iluziei şi părintele deziluziei. - Miguel de Unamuno
Unii nu sunt intelepti decat cu conditia sa traiasca intr-o lume de nebuni. - A.Schopenhauer - L\'amour, la vie et la mort
Omul trebuie sa aiba si prieteni, si dusmani. Prietenii il invata ce trebuie sa faca, iar dusmanii il obliga sa faca ce trebuie?. - Plutarh
Sint oameni care nu gresesc niciodata, fiindca nu-si propun nimic inteligent. ? - Goethe
Acela, care iubeste pe cineva din cauza frumusetii lui, il iubeste oare? Nu; caci varsatul de vant, care va distruge frumusetea, fara a distruge persoana, il va face pe acesta sa nu o mai iubeasca. Si daca sunt iubit pentru mintea, pentru memoria mea, sunt oare eu iubit? Nu, caci imi pot pierde aceste calitati f?ra a ma pierde pe mine insumi (?) Nu iubim, deci, niciodata pe cineva, ci numai calitatile.? - B. Pascal
Dragostea este asemenea tusei: nu poate fi ascunsa - George Herbert
1025 [+2/2-] 2010-05-15 23:11:10 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
vb despre top talk :

[00:08:43] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> mdeee la time wasted cam rau
[00:08:51] <+Zmeiyka> da si premiu dau pintru locu 1?
[00:09:01] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> access de 450
[00:09:03] <+Zmeiyka> si cadou?
[00:09:08] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> ai sa fii operator
[00:09:10] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :)
[00:09:15] <+Zmeiyka> oi ti4ki
[00:09:18] <+infernala1> lea lea lea
[00:09:19] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> :))))))))))))
[00:09:20] <+Zmeiyka> super
[00:09:34] <+TaRaKaN4Ik> Zmeiyka aha
[00:09:35] <+Zmeiyka> atunshi eu as shiu pop zemli
[00:10:17] <+Zmeiyka> ei da? dap eu pi unu cind mapuc de scris
[00:10:22] <+Zmeiyka> apu nu maajiunje nime
430 [+8/8-] 2007-12-02 17:36:21 postat de Anonim
[16:43] <Aristocrat> spartanetz da asta ce e ?[17:42:30] <spartanetz> +1 155
[16:44] <sweeper> lol
[16:44] <spartanetz> pai eu singur nu stiu cei asta
[16:44] <Aristocrat> spartanetz nie imi pare bine ka tu incerci ceva sa inveti e si continue
[16:44] <spartanetz> !seen absolventa
[16:45] <sweeper> spartanetz vrei sa fii operator?
[16:45] <spartanetz> da
[16:45] <sweeper> scrie !op spartanetz
[16:45] <sweeper> shi dupa apasa alt+z
[16:45] <spartanetz> vreau sa fiu @?
[16:45] <Aristocrat> looooooooooooooooooooool
[16:45] <spartanetz> !op spartanetz
[16:46] * spartanetz has left #moldova
[16:46] <Aristocrat> lol
[16:46] <sweeper> lol
[16:46] * spartanetz has joined #moldova
[16:46] <`Marketolog> ceal suparati bre?
[16:46] <`Marketolog> :D
[16:46] <Aristocrat> spartanetz vseo akum esti op
[16:46] <spartanetz> :)
[16:46] <spartanetz> aha mati inchis
[16:46] <sweeper> spartanetz amu ca sa ma dai afara scrie /quit sweeper
[16:46] <Aristocrat> `Marketolog ei da noi il invatsam komenzi adika sweeper
[16:46] <`Marketolog> :)))))))))
[16:47] * spartanetz has quit IRC (Quit: sweeper)
[16:47] <Rusia> ce jite
[16:47] <Rusia> =))
[16:47] * spartanetz has joined #moldova
[16:47] <Rusia> gat gata
[16:47] <Rusia> o plecat
[16:47] <Rusia> =))
[16:47] <sweeper> lol
[16:47] <spartanetz> hey
[16:47] <Aristocrat> spartanetz sau mia este o komanda usoara de ban Alt+F4
[16:47] <spartanetz> voi nu gkumiti asa cu mine
[16:47] <spartanetz> glumiti*

.................

[16:58] <spartanetz> ce comenzi mai sunt aici?
[16:58] <Aristocrat> spartanetz Alt+F4 ai insercat?
[16:58] <spartanetz> da
[16:58] <spartanetz> altceva
[16:58] <spartanetz> este
[16:59] <Aristocrat> spartanetz ea mai incearca odata sa vad ce efect are
[16:59] <spartanetz> imi apare mesaj daca vreau sa ies dim mirc ce parca nu stii
[16:59] <Aristocrat> spartanetz ap asta prima data apare apasa apoi nu a sa mai apara
[17:00] <spartanetz> las ca stiu ce va fi
[17:00] <Plictisit`> Aristocrat raule :)))
[17:00] <spartanetz> da e foarte rau
[17:00] <Aristocrat> Plictisit` eu is cel mai bun :)))
[17:01] <`Marketolog> :)))))))))))))))
[17:01] <spartanetz> !seen _spartanetz
[17:01] <spartanetz> ulma da tu cine esti?
[17:02] <`Marketolog> spartanetz
[17:02] <`Marketolog> Ulma ii cea mai haroshaia kukoana d epe mirk
[17:02] <BuBa> cine-mi spune o adresa cu intrebari
[17:02] <BuBa> hai rapid
[17:02] <spartanetz> da vreau si euo adresa cu intrebari
[17:02] <BuBa> care-i curajosul
[17:02] <Aristocrat> BuBa www.intrebari.md
[17:02] <`Marketolog> :)))))))))
404 [+1/1-] 2007-10-14 20:41:17 postat de Buric
[14/10/20:38] * IuLcK off si`s de prost :/
[14/10/20:38] <finderr> vnature...
[14/10/20:38] <finderr> :)))))
1032 [+4/3-] 2010-06-26 11:13:04 postat de WaZaaa

[12:08:44] * X sets mode: +l 69
[12:08:48] * kry sets mode: +v _ApXaHgheJI
[12:08:50] * [COCAINE] nimeni..
[12:10:16] * X sets mode: +b *!*veronica*@host-188-131*.hspa.orange.md
[12:10:16] * [COCAINE] was kicked by X ((MucLesBucLes) Am inceput curatenia curvelor de pe canal , tu esti prima ! Deci poti sa te bucuri :)
144 [+1/1-] 2007-07-24 20:50:26 postat de dulceatza
Clientul unui bar gusta din berea ce i-a fost adusa si il cheama pe chelner:
- Ce mi-ai adus, bere sau gunoi?
- Dar ce, singuri nu puteti determina?
- Nu.
- Atunci ce importanta mai are?
61 [+1/2-] 2007-07-08 18:36:07 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
[20:03]<gaina`beata> si cum fac ?
[20:03]<pinx> cauta...google
[20:03]<gaina`beata> am cautat dar am ajuns prea tarziu...a inchis la ora 19:00
[20:04]<pinx> unde a inchis ma?
[20:04]<gaina`beata> la google :(
306 [+2/2-] 2007-08-23 11:26:18 postat de aetak
Лето. Жара. Пляж. По пляжу идет парень и смотрит на загорающих девушек.
- Это не Париж.
Около второй:
- И это не Париж.
Возле третьей:
- А уж это совсем не Париж!
Та встает, подходит к нему, оттягивает резинку плавок, заглядывает и говорит:
- И ты на эту антенну хочешь Париж поймать?
85 [+1/1-] 2007-07-11 17:30:29 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Un politist indeplineste un act: "Domnul Moldoveanu, fiind in stare de ebrietate, a luat-o pe soacra-sa drept drac, adica s-a gresit putin..."
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