73 [+1/1-] 2007-07-09 23:44:56 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Sotul, dupa o cearta cu sotia, inainte de culcare, privind la ea cu nemultumire, ii spune:
- Noapte buna, mama a sase copii.
Ea ii raspunde:
- Noapte buna, tatal a unuia din ei.
1013 [+1/1-] 2010-04-08 12:33:19 postat de TaRaKaN4Ik
[08.04.2010 13:25:56] <WhiteShark> :))
[08.04.2010 13:25:59] <WhiteShark> ma plictisesc..
[08.04.2010 13:26:00] <WhiteShark> ce sa fac?
[08.04.2010 13:27:02] <`VORBE_GOALE> WhiteShark.. apukate de fundulezz si sari in sus
[08.04.2010 13:27:04] <`VORBE_GOALE> )
[08.04.2010 13:27:12] <`VORBE_GOALE> sa vezi cum itzi trece plictiseala =))[08.04.2010 13:29:27] <WhiteShark> stai asa
[08.04.2010 13:29:31] <WhiteShark> acum incerc :))
[08.04.2010 13:29:42] <`VORBE_GOALE> imi zici daca`tzi reusheshte
[08.04.2010 13:29:44] <`VORBE_GOALE> ))
984 [+1/1-] 2010-02-11 16:25:23 postat de bandit
[17:25:18] * <@BOA> caut femeie care sa reziste la frig, foame si bataie, rog si ofer seriozitate !
957 [+1/1-] 2009-12-26 10:57:08 postat de bandit ®
Тут пришел начальник и давай задачи нарезать, с криком и с матами.
В конце речи: \"Вопросы есть?!\"
Я: \"Есть. Почему Вы на меня кричите?\"
Он: \"А как еще с долбоебами разговаривать?!\"
Я: \"Откуда мне знать, я до Вас ни разу с долбоебами не разговаривала.\"
Выпученные глаза, отвисшая челюсть, тишина в аудитории. Медленно поворачиваюсь и тихо бреду в курилку.
Даже не уволили.
999 [+2/1-] 2010-03-05 23:19:47 postat de AliasX
Marian: da-mi si mie un sait unde sa vad filme
Wapo: http://www.redtube.com
Marian: nu merge
Wapo: bai, copie exact cum ti-am dat si da paste in Internet Explorer
Marian: am intrat si astia i-mi cer email address,password,prim nume al doilea nume etc
Wapo: hmm nu cred e imposibil
Marian: dar eu nu pot intra pe explorer si intru pe google
Marian: are vreo legatura?
Wapo: bai omule, baga-l la adresa
Wapo: ca si cum ar fi www.cocalari.com
Marian: mai tr o data adresa
Wapo: e inchis la posta ))))
Marian: cum ai scriso mai sus
Wapo: aaaaa
Wapo: http://www.redtube.com
Marian: se pare ca merge
Wapo: ce s-a intamplat?
Marian: nu tastam alea doue puncte
Marian: si acum a inceput un film
Marian: vaiii ce rusinare e cu femei goale
Wapo: ))=)()))))
Marian: vaii da ce fain eee
Wapo: )))))))))))))
Marian: ce fac mai departe?
Wapo: inchide-l si fa-ti rost de “real woman”
Marian: mertsi
Marian: acu am filmul421

vaii e cu femei goale =))))))))
903 [+1/1-] 2009-09-04 16:23:22 postat de gg))
[17:17:59] (vtf): MySpace, si bai n-ai incredere in Apelsin4ik?
[17:18:00] (vtf): ai ai ai!
[17:18:03] (vtf): Rusine-eee!
[17:18:05] (MySpace): lol
[17:18:59] (vtf): Apelsin4ik, vez bai? ati fumat dintr-o tigara, ati baut dintr-un pahar si el acuma nu are incredere-n tine! :((((
[17:19:27] *** Quits: Apelsin4ik (apelsin@Apelsin4ik.users.undernet.org) (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[17:19:33] (MySpace): vtf lai speriat :)
[17:19:47] (vtf): MySpace, poh =)
649 [+1/1-] 2008-08-24 20:53:46 postat de NewUsernam
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=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ce fain :X =))
856 [+1/1-] 2009-06-02 22:12:54 postat de Arriana
<AmFostRAu> salut
<Arriana> da
<AmFostRAu> ce da?
<Arriana> ce vrei
<AmFostRAu> orice?
<Arriana> arunco
<AmFostRAu> ma gandesc
<AmFostRAu> inainte de-a arunca, tu cam cati ani ai?
<Arriana> 13
<AmFostRAu> multi inainte
<Arriana> tu?>
<AmFostRAu> suficient cat sa n-o mai arunc
<Arriana> :)))
sarmanul.....;)
281 [+1/1-] 2007-08-19 07:57:07 postat de Zaikaaaa
[08:55] <Death_Angel> iti merge eggu
[08:55] <Death_Angel> ?
[08:55] <Zemelot`> da
[08:55] <Death_Angel> sal porti sanatos
[08:56] <Death_Angel> :))
950 [+1/1-] 2009-12-26 10:36:32 postat de bandit ®
xxx: ща моргнуло электричество, у всех вырубились компы.
xxx: из глубины офиса: \"У меня же ничего не сохранилось!\", из другого угла: \"Я не могу так работать! Ухожу домой!\"
xxx: третий, полный неподдельного отчаяния: \"О Боже! Мой тетрис!!!\"
97 [+1/1-] 2007-07-13 22:34:38 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
- De ce blondele sa cearta cand stau pe motocicleta?
- Deoarece fiecare doreste sa stea la fereastra.
670 [+1/1-] 2008-09-18 21:53:57 postat de bandit ®
Судят грузина за убийство соседа. Судья говорит: ну рассказывайте,
подсудимый, как это произошло.
Грузин говорит: Прихажю я, значыт, домой. Смотрю, дверь открыта. Вижу,
мой сасед маю жену обнимает. Я хватаюсь за кинжал, но потом вспоминаю:
я ведь тоже его жену обнимал! Смотрю дальше: мой сосед маю жену раздевает!
Я хватаюсь за кинжал, но потом вспаминаю: я ведь тоже его жену раздевал!
Смотрю дальше. Мой сосед мою жену валит на кровать!! Я хватаюсь за кинжал,
но потом вспоминаю: я ведь тоже его жену валил на кровать...
Судья(устало): короче,подсудимый, за что вы убили своего соседа?
Грузин(возмущенно): я свой х.й об его занавэску не вытирал!!!

426 [+3/6-] 2007-11-23 10:00:59 postat de Back2Live
[10:57] <@Giku> cine stie de unde pot gasi un bot de maxima securitate
[10:58] <deffect> Giku pe google
[10:58] <deffect> ;)))))
[10:58] <@Giku> google ii h*****
[10:58] <deffect> cata acolo..
[10:58] <Back2Live> Giku descarca orice egg shi il configurezi cum doresti
[10:58] <Back2Live> :)
[10:58] <@Giku> mi imi treb sait anume
[10:58] <@Giku> dar cum egg?
[10:58] <@Giku> aa/
[10:58] <@Giku> ?
[10:58] <deffect> Giku www.bot-de-maxima-securitate.md
[10:58] <Back2Live> :))))))
[10:58] <@Giku> este asa ceva?
[10:58] <@Giku> aa?
162 [+1/1-] 2007-07-27 15:49:23 postat de dulceatza
Doua blonde intr-o masina. Se opresc la un semafor:
- Vai draga, vezi tu ce rosu superb!
- Daaa, ar fi superb sa am un sacou cu asa culoare frumoasa!
Semaforul se face galben.
- Dar ce galben frumos. O bluzita culoarea asta ar fi superba.
Se face verde.
-Ahhh, ce superb verde. Niste ghetute si o poseta culoarea asta ar merge de minune.
Se pune din nou rosu. La care blonda spune:
- Culoarea asta am mai vazut-o. Hai sa mergem!
210 [+1/1-] 2007-08-03 20:06:35 postat de Zaikaaaa
ACRU - Unitate de masura a acrelii. Ex.: am o sotie de 3 acri si o soacra de 5
129 [+1/1-] 2007-07-20 14:24:42 postat de dulceatza
El si ea in pat. Ea:
- Crezi ca iubirea poate fi vesnica?
- Desigur. Numai partenerii se schimba.
:PP
515 [+5/4-] 2008-04-23 12:44:43 postat de sTr1pe
[13:40:46] <sTr1pe> cunoshti toate comenzele ?
[13:41:23] <`Warion> :))
[13:41:34] <`Warion> le stiam cindva pe toate cind eram copil
[13:41:40] <`Warion> ... ma apuc amu sa le invats
[13:41:42] <sTr1pe> Ce faci tu cand pe canal este flood ?
[13:41:55] <`Warion> kick
[13:42:08] <`Warion> cu preintipinare
1042 [+1/1-] 2010-07-25 00:04:08 postat de Gladiator
59:45] <+Gladiator> Radiolive| lox
[00:59:49] <+Gladiator> P:)))
[01:00:11] <+Gladiator> matinca am s fuck yoo part de pe aisi cu tatz botzii estea ibucie
[01:00:13] <@Radiolive|> Ce nu va plac? TCL-urile sunt de vina :P nu ma invinuiti pe mine... Mano e vinovatu`! El le-a facut
[01:00:24] <+Gladiator> matinca am s fuck yoo part de pe aisi cu tatz botzii estea ibucie
[01:00:27] * You were kicked by Radiolive| (adica ce vrei sa zici?)
[01:00:27] * Attempting to rejoin channel #eNews
[01:00:27] * Rejoined channel #enews
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[01:00:27] *** [#enews] topic- \'([o_S_m]) www.realpc.t35.com\'
[01:00:27] *** [#enews] topic- set by Russia (Tue 20th Jul 2010 21:40)
[01:00:27] *** [#enews] users- 46 total user(s)
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[01:00:31] * @Radiolive| Gladiator , tocmai sa inchis sezonu` de adaugat operatori ;)!
[01:00:35] <Gladiator> fuck off
[01:00:41] <Gladiator> bot
[01:00:44] <@Radiolive|> ce tupeu de borfas!
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[01:00:50] <Gladiator> Radiolive| bot
[01:00:52] <@Radiolive|> ai vrea tu sa ai un bot ca mine!
[01:01:06] <Gladiator> Radiolive| eu asa botz ca tine ii bag in kzdmasss
[01:01:08] <@Radiolive|> ai vrea tu sa ai un bot ca mine!
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[01:01:17] * X sets mode: +l 54
[01:01:17] <Gladiator> Radiolive| nax pashol bot ibucii
[01:01:19] <@Radiolive|> DA! Recunosc! Eu sunt vinovat! Sper ca nu v-ati suparat... It\'s only Artificial Inteligence
120 [+1/1-] 2007-07-20 14:10:52 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
La armata:
- Ce faci atunci cand se termina cartusele?
- Impusti mai departe, ca sa-l duci in eroare pe inamic.
782 [+1/1-] 2009-01-09 00:04:43 postat de bandit ®
[00:59:38] * moro` sa`i dea dumnezeu sanatate la cel cu floodu ca am ip dinamic :))))
396 [+2/1-] 2007-10-03 19:18:08 postat de dulceatza
}20:12{ <_sweeper_> tzyntirimskaia tishina
:)))))))))))))
892 [+1/1-] 2009-08-10 12:34:15 postat de Erika}{
<godfather`> sal
<erika}{> sl
<godfather`> cf erika}{?
<erika}{> muz
<godfather`> CE MUZIK ASCULTI ?
<erika}{> rock
<godfather`> OK
<godfather`> CU CE TE OCUPI ?
<erika}{> nimik
<godfather`> ESTI DIN REPUBLIK ?
<erika}{> da
<godfather`> AI TERMINAT SCOALA?
<erika}{> nu
<godfather`> CATI ANI AI ?
<erika}{> 16
<godfather`> OK
<erika}{> am facut 4 clase
<godfather`> MULTI INAINTE
<erika}{> si am lasat
<godfather`> POI DC?
<erika}{> parintii betivi
<godfather`> ai de capu meu
<erika}{> :(
<godfather`> imi pare rau
<erika}{> :
<erika}{> :(
<godfather`> si akm locuiesti cu ei ?
<erika}{> nu
<godfather`> dar?
<erika}{> inkiriez
<erika}{> cu 8 fete
<erika}{> o camera
<godfather`> aha
<godfather`> inseamna k muncesti
<erika}{> da
<godfather`> e bine atunci
<godfather`> vrei sa vb pe mess sau skipe?
ce vrea omu asta? sa ma ajute:P
956 [+1/1-] 2009-12-26 10:54:37 postat de bandit ®
ХХХ: говорят, что администратор оракл, получивший все сертификаты и сдавший все экзамены, может sql-запросом убить человека, зная только его IP
953 [+1/1-] 2009-12-26 10:51:23 postat de bandit ®
xxx> прикольная песня
<xxx> прям как пожарная сигнализация)
<xxx> дзынь дзынь дзынь дзынь
<xxx> дзынь дзынь дзынь
<xxx> БЛЯДЬ
<xxx> ЭТО И ЕСТЬ ПОЖАРНАЯ СИГНАЛИЗАЦИЯ
xxx is offline
1077 [+1/1-] 2011-08-04 08:37:38 postat de Zombie34
[06:52] * Ulma cine da un flood ??
[06:57] <KeNzOr> Ulma
[07:00] * Ulma (~Ulma@Evropa.users.undernet.org) вышел (Excess Flood)
1016 [+1/1-] 2010-04-14 14:17:55 postat de lol
[15:14:36] (+Urs): vin la cluj, te iau de cap si ti-l bag in cur
[15:14:43] (+Urs): sa faci tumbe cand mergi
[15:14:44] (+Urs): <3
[15:15:00] (@kry): Urs - am mai vazut eu curajosi din astia ...
[15:15:06] (@kry): dar curajosi virgini mai rar :)
[15:15:10] (+Das`): lol
[15:15:10] (+Urs): :))
[15:15:13] (+Urs): ce sa fac frateeeeeeeeeee
[15:15:16] (+Urs): daca sunt gayy
[15:15:21] (+Urs): nu ma accepta nimeni
1039 [+4/3-] 2010-07-22 00:18:18 postat de Loveness
[22/07 @ 01:16:16] <UnInviteD-> balenusha :D hai suckksex tie
[22/07 @ 01:16:25] <balenusha> kkiar am nevoie
[22/07 @ 01:16:25] <balenusha> ms
940 [+1/1-] 2009-12-03 02:57:02 postat de Tocastorm
DEDICAT PENTRU TOTI MOLDOVENII !!!
UN Moldovan nu se saluta: - Iti zice \"zdarova\" bai.
UN Moldovan nu te deranjeaza: - Iti da beep-uri.
UN Moldovan nu se supara: - Te iarta cu o bere.
UN Moldovan nu are prieteni: - Are tavarisi si bratani.
UN Moldovan nu te loveste: - Iti freaca un pumn.
UN Moldovan nu are bani: - Are kapusta, evra si lava.
UN Moldovan nu vrea masina: - Vrea Bumer si Mars.
UN Moldovan nu face \"party\": - Face dansuri, discoteca si kalbaseala.
UN Moldovan nu fura: - Face calim.
UN Moldovan nu se bate: - Se duce la \"strelca\".
UN Moldovan nu Intirzie: - Vine cu marshrutka.
UN Moldovan nu lucreaza pentru stat: - Lucreaza pentru alte state.
UN Moldovan nu bea pina dimineata: - Pina vine politia.
UN Moldovan nu e in pas cu moda: - O dicteaza
758 [+1/1-] 2008-12-03 16:47:50 postat de zdutzu
<zdutzu> te-ai bashit?te-ai plictisit? trage o bashina
<zdutzu> plictiseala persista?
<zdutzu> caca-te pe tine
<zdutzu> si o sa vezi ca vei scapa de plictiseala
<zdutzu> un mare filosof a spus aceste cuvinte magic si alese te-ai bashit?te-ai plictisit? trage o bashina
331 [+1/1-] 2007-09-02 12:04:15 postat de Zaikaaaa
«13:00:09 » <vadymash> !deop Giku NaRc0TiKa Iepuras|nu`s Absyntha`
«13:00:16 » <vadymash> plm
«13:00:18 » <vadymash> @
«13:00:18 » * X sets mode: +o vadymash
«13:00:20 » * vadymash sets mode: -ooo Giku Iepuras|nu`s NaRc0TiKa
«13:00:20 » * OpsMasteR sets mode: -o+b vadymash *!?Vadim@*.undernet.org
«13:00:20 » * vadymash was kicked by OpsMasteR (don't deop my friends, bud)
96 [+1/1-] 2007-07-13 22:05:51 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Merg pe motocicleta doi tipi: 3 normali si unul balbait. Cel balbait sta la mijloc:
- M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Inca mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m...
Cel de la volan: - Unde mai repede?
Balbaitul: - M-m-m-ihai a cazut!!!
476 [+3/2-] 2008-02-05 18:12:53 postat de @t
}19:11:27{ <+[ApXaHgheJI]> hrrr
}19:11:29{ <+Peace> :))
}19:11:30{ <+Peace> fas
}19:11:31{ <+Peace> :D
340 [+1/1-] 2007-09-08 09:41:48 postat de Most`Wanted
[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> [10:39] * Joins: Likeable (Likeable@nu.ma.suparati.ca.fac.net-split.com)
[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> =))
[10:40] <@^DuLceaTsIKa> :))
[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> Lamer[10:40] <Its`The`Fear> :))
[10:40] <Likeable> yes
[10:40] <Likeable> :))
592 [+1/1-] 2008-07-25 08:19:47 postat de Anonim
<_stripper}{> Ulma...poate te schimb??:D nu ai obosit ??:D
<_stripper}{> e deja 9:17
<_stripper}{> ))))
<_stripper}{> fat\"o tu nu ai dormit deja 5 ani 237zile 9 ore si 43min... poate e deajuns nu ??
<_stripper}{> :DD
<_stripper}{> ai obosit cumva ??:D
174 [+1/2-] 2007-07-29 17:57:22 postat de dulceatza
- Câinele dv. mi-a muscat soacra!
- Si ce pretentii aveti?
- Stiti, dac? se poate, as dori s?-l cump?r!
384 [+1/1-] 2007-09-29 08:48:40 postat de Fear
* Looking up Buric user info...
[09:44] * Parts: alexandra16 (alexandra1@host-86-106-225-229.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> ce i se permite ?
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> :)
[09:45] * Joins: alexandra16 (alexandra1@host-86-106-225-229.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <The`Fear> sa stai pe canal
[09:45] <The`Fear> acuma el e @ pe moldova
[09:45] <The`Fear> :P
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> lol
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> el e gay
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> :))
[09:45] <The`Fear> mai citeste ce se petrece pe forum
[09:45] <The`Fear> :))
[09:45] <The`Fear> Actor-Grabit sa aninat de tine? x)))
[09:45] * Joins: _Andy_ (~^y2388@host-89-41-90-45.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nu stau pe forum
[09:45] * Parts: _Andy_ (~^y2388@host-89-41-90-45.moldtelecom.md)
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nea
[09:45] <+Actor-Grabit> nu de mine
[09:45] <The`Fear> atunci x)
[09:46] <The`Fear> de cine
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> am intrat cu id de pafruga la el in mess
[09:46] <The`Fear> aha si?
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> si el v nikakuiu nu vroie sa vb.
[09:46] <The`Fear> x)))
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> e gay
[09:46] <The`Fear> poate credea ca e o fata urita
[09:46] <The`Fear> :))
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> nea
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> si poza avea super buna
[09:46] <+Actor-Grabit> as trageo si eu
[09:46] <The`Fear> clar-clar =))
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> un gau necunoscut
[09:47] <The`Fear> :))))))))
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> pardon
[09:47] <+Actor-Grabit> gay
597 [+1/1-] 2008-07-28 07:52:48 postat de NewUsernam
* You were kicked from #md by X ((Kisa) flooder NewUsernam back )
:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
vedeti ce se intimpla cind dati acc la necunoscuti ? :)))))))
601 [+1/1-] 2008-07-28 09:46:08 postat de xaoc
<xaoc> I Put A Sperm On You !!!
766 [+2/1-] 2008-12-13 20:57:11 postat de Amnistia
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:02) <S3rG|u> te intreb ceva
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:02) <S3rG|u> esti f sau b?
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:02) <Amnistia> sa vad daca`mi palce intrebarea
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:02) <Amnistia> =)
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:02) <S3rG|u> esti f sau b?
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:02) <Amnistia> ea si articuleaza cuv amnistia si vezi cum cade`n gen;)
(18:03) <Amnistia> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:03) <S3rG|u> feminin:)))
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:03) <Amnistia> vezi ca stii
(18:03) <Amnistia> (18:03) <Amnistia> :))

P.S. Dragă Amnistria, dacă totuşi ai hotărât să corecrezi şi să îndrepţi oamenii în privinţa gramaticii, îţi sfătui ca pentru început s-o înveţi singur(ă).
Nu confunda pronumele \"ea\" cu verbul \"ia\". Cu multă stimă, administraţia...
773 [+2/1-] 2009-01-07 10:11:54 postat de VNelu
Vine Ion la Vasile si il intreaba:
- Cum poate vaca ta sa dea 100l de lapte pe zi?
Vasile:
- E simplu. Totul depinde de amabilitate. Ma apropii de ea si o intreb: ce avem astazi, lapte sau carne?
135 [+1/1-] 2007-07-20 14:33:31 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
Citat: "In jur sunt numai animale." (Noe)
875 [+1/1-] 2009-07-25 11:07:50 postat de Leonn
<+TsAtSoAsA> tax Danik la ce am ramas?
<+TsAtSoAsA> :D
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<+TsAtSoAsA> Danik pleaha muha
<+TsAtSoAsA> ti gde?
<+TsAtSoAsA> =)))
<+TsAtSoAsA> k Djnick_ tace
<Danik> TsAtSoAsA: sec telefonu
<+TsAtSoAsA> :)))))))))
<+TsAtSoAsA> faci sex po telefonu?
<+TsAtSoAsA> :)))))))))))))))
394 [+1/1-] 2007-10-03 15:55:37 postat de pufic
Merge Ion cu bicicleta sa treaca granita in Republica Moldova. Pe spate are doi saci mari. Il opreste vamesul si-i spune:
- Ia stai, ba! ce ai in saci?
- Nisip, bre.
- Mai vedem noi.
Si vamesul ii taie sacii, si, ce sa vezi, nisip. Totusi il tine pe Ion peste noapte si trimite nisipul la laborator. Rezultatul: nimic altceva decat nisip. Ion este lasat liber si i se dau alti saci noi cu nisip.
Peste doua zile Ion se intoarce pe bicicleta cu alti doi saci pe spate. Vamesul iar il opreste, cauta in saci, si ce gaseste? Ati ghicit: nisip.
Povestea se repeta pana cand, intr-o zi, vamesul se intalneste cu Ion intr-o carciuma din Iasi si il intreaba:
- Bre, io stiu ca tu faci contrabanda cu ceva, da nu stiu cu ce, si nu mai pot sa dorm noaptea ca tot la asta ma gandesc. Ia, zi, ca nu spun la nimeni, cu ce faci ma contrabanda?
Ion, dupa ce mai bea putin din tuica, spune sec:
- Cu biciclete.
220 [+1/2-] 2007-08-05 21:33:58 postat de DonCannabis
[22:29:07] <Anychka> sal
[22:29:15] <|TaTa> sal
[22:29:19] <Anychka> taticu
[22:29:26] <Anychka> nu pot dormi
[22:29:42] <Anychka> mi-e frica imispui povesteadeseara
[22:29:49] <|TaTa> sigyr
[22:30:02] <Anychka> ok
[22:30:11] <Anychka> poti sa incepi
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[22:30:39] <|TaTa> deci era o fetitza care folosea net
[22:30:55] <|TaTa> si a intratla un nick |tata in privat si a cerut o pveste
[22:31:03] <|TaTa> tata a zis ca ii zice povestea ...
[22:31:08] <|TaTa> si o lasa fara internet
[22:31:14] <Anychka> aaaaaaaaaaaaa
[22:31:22] <Anychka> asaderau e tata
[22:31:42] <|TaTa> tata e suparat
[22:31:50] <Anychka> am inteles
[22:32:09] <Anychka> cind tata e suparat tr sa staucuminte
[22:32:26] <|TaTa> asa
[22:32:35] <Anychka> :0
[22:32:36] <|TaTa> tre sa fii cuminte si sa cresti mare
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[22:32:38] <Anychka> :)
[22:32:52] <Anychka> ms,mult
778 [+1/1-] 2009-01-07 22:06:28 postat de nuzik
Fie ca pacea sa-ti violeze domiciliu si hotii sa-ti fure datoriile
Fie ca buzunarele tale sa devina magneti pentru miile de euro
Fie ca dragostea sa se lipeasca de fata ta ca o crema si zimbetul sa-ti atace buzele
Fie ca hainele sa-ti puta a succes ca un cauciuc ars
Si fericirea sa te plesneasca peste fata,pina ti-or da lacrimile
Fie ca problemele sa-ti uite adresa...

Pe scurt 2009 sa fie cel mai bun an din viata!!!
573 [+1/1-] 2008-07-11 16:24:03 postat de Das
[17:20:59] (NimicNormal): Hristos A Inviat !!!
[17:21:14] (^Dj_Kid^): NimicNormal adevarat sa inaltsat=))
[17:21:17] (denis`): !op
[17:21:18] *** Ulma sets mode: +o denis`
[17:21:26] * Sasika slaps NimicNormal around a bit with a large trout
[17:21:36] (censored): denis` salut raule .. :)
[17:21:36] (Das-): denis` s`a inaltat !
[17:21:38] (Das-): =)))
[17:21:43] (^Dj_Kid^): =))
[17:21:52] (Sasika): sa cacat
[17:21:53] *** denis` sets mode: +b *!*detacika*@host-static-92-115-0-39.moldtelecom.md
[17:21:54] *** Sasika was kicked by denis` (Bad word!)
[17:21:56] (Das-): lol
[17:21:57] *** X sets mode: +l 114
[17:21:59] (^Dj_Kid^): =)))))))))))))))))))
393 [+4/3-] 2007-10-03 15:53:16 postat de dulceatza
Vara... caldura mare... pe o terasa apare o domnisoara frumusica, moldoveanca, pe care imediat chelnerul amabil o intreaba daca doreste o bautura racoritoare:
-TUTTI FRESH..?
-SPERI MATA, DAR SPERI DIGEABA....
910 [+1/1-] 2009-10-03 20:49:57 postat de NOCTURN
Canalul #Ajutor

[16:18:24] <GENE> <Cristina25> mi-am zugravit camera
[16:18:25] <GENE> <Cristina25> si ca sa pun patul
[16:18:25] <GENE> <Cristina25> sa nu atinga de perete
[16:18:25] <GENE> <Cristina25> sa se zgarie
[16:18:25] <GENE> <Cristina25> ce pot pune
[16:18:26] <GENE> lool
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53 [+1/1-] 2007-07-07 13:49:45 postat de DuLceaTsIKa
«[ 14:29 ]» * ApXaHgheJI}{ (kosty_17@195.22.247.28) Quit (Quit: ma duk s fac laba)

:D
616 [+1/1-] 2008-07-31 22:17:33 postat de _psihologul{
sposib sa te dezbaieri de o fata =))
<_psihologul{> asa\"s eu
<_psihologul{> da si sunt curvari ...cred ca nu ai nevoie de asa ceva, nu ??
<sweet_girl> eu nu am nevoie de asa ceva
<_psihologul{> ei..vezi =)
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